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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:20pm UTC

doctor: so, what kind of birth control
are you using?
me: my appearance
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 7:55pm UTC

I'M PERFECTLY FINE
w i t h h a v i n g o t h e r p e o p l e s i t o n m y l a p
b u t i c a n ’ t s i t o n o t h e r p e o p l e ’ s l a p s
b e c a u s e i ’ m a l w a y s p a r a n o i d t h a t
i ’ d c r u s h t h e m a n d t h e y ’ d d i E
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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 8:54pm UTC

HOW THE HECK
d i d t h e y p i t c h i d e a s f o r
s p o n g e b o b e p i s o d e s
h o w d i d t h e y s i t d o w n a n d
b r a i n s t o r m a n d e n d u p w i t h
“ o k a y , w h a t i f a n a l a s k a n
b u l l w o r m a t e s a n d y ’ s t a i l ”
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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 4:04pm UTC

one time my brother got in trouble for breaking
some stuff in the house and so since my mom
needed some new and creative methods of
punishment she made him sit down and read the
facebook
terms & conditions
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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 1:34pm UTC

instead of periods
can girls just get a text once
a month saying "you're
not pregnant have a nice day"
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celestialerror*
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 7:03pm UTC

Be the Joey to my Chandler?

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 4:55pm UTC

i want to kiss you. i want your arms wrapped around my waist, your forehead
pressed against mine. i want your lips to meet my lips. i want you to passionately
kiss me, and mean it. i want you to tell me you love me. and mean it.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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irreplaceablegirl
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Do you ever just cry?
Because you're not pretty enough?
I do. I sit in front of the mirror and cry. I
cry so much at my reflection. Thoughts
screaming in my head 'you're not good
enough'. Hitting the mirror, because of
the way you look.

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FashionKills
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 4:50pm UTC

MONDAY
He's finally going to ask me out.
I can hardly wait until tomorrow.
Who would've guessed? This Sophomore would get that Senior guy?

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ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Before you kiss me:
-Play with my hair
-Bite my neck
-Grab my waist
-Pull me close
-Look into my eyes
-Lean in slowly
-Close your eyes
-Smile when your lips meet mine
It will drive me crazy.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 4:47pm UTC

hold your cursor over this quote ♥
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Jungle
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 4:46pm UTC

sometimes i wonder if people look at my quotes
and just laugh at my attempts to be inspirational

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24601*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 4:47pm UTC

I'm not the same sad person I was.
I like the new me.
I'm not anyone else.
I'm actually me.

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KatieInAStrangeLand
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 3:46pm UTC

"Strap on" backwards spells "No parts"
Oh, the irony.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 3:47pm UTC

I’m sorry I’m not good enough.
I’m sorry I’m not as attractive.
I’m sorry that I’m not like others.
I’m sorry I’m not as nice.
I’m sorry I’m not as popular.
I’m sorry I’m not as smart.
I’m sorry that I’m not able to do anything.
I’m sorry I am so worthless.
I’m sorry that I will never be good enough.

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lovenuggets200
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 3:47pm UTC

Isn't it sad when
you have so much pain in your heart and you want to talk,
but the only person who can stop you from crying
is exactly the same person who made you cry.

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whenever_you_smile
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 3:44pm UTC

If someone wants to be a part of your life, they'll be there.
Don't bother saving a spot for someone who won't make an effort to stay.
nmf/nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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emma34668
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 3:44pm UTC

They don't know about the things we do,
T h e y d o n ' t k n o w a b o u t t h e I l o v e y o u ' s.

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