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fibomidget · 1 decade ago
My name's Fiona. I feel so awesome right now.
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PineapplePie · 1 decade ago
I hate it when this happens.. it happened with a wide-ish knife to me once, too.
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heartofgold · 1 decade ago
how did she get water as well
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gray22 · 1 decade ago
no one, she's a ghost, she died ages ago, only what was left of her was her spirit, haunting the castle until one day someone comes to 'rescue' her. once shrek opens the door her spirit is free . as soon as she's free she can see the light and that is the rest of the film.
well, that's what i think
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ErinIsTheName* · 1 decade ago
The dragon.
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Mi_iM · 1 decade ago
oyeah .. i never realised .. haha :D
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
Me.
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KatiiLouisex3 · 1 decade ago
Maybe she ate all the princes who tried and failed.

Well there goes my childhood.
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
question of my childhood^^
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Alice2000 · 1 decade ago
And this is why we are friends:')
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GRACEROCKS · 1 decade ago
Hi!!
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PineapplePie · 1 decade ago
That awkward moment when your geometry teacher adds 50 and 60 to get 107... And he DOES teach math........ pathetic
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PineapplePie · 1 decade ago
Mr. Gunby? i understand
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PineapplePie · 1 decade ago
OMG. THIS IS HILARIOUS. I wish i had seen this earlier.. then i would have laughed at the announcements every day
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PineapplePie · 1 decade ago
woo HP! y would you even consider changing it to anything else? muggles and their pathetic mortal desires... (i was trying to incorporate a little Sheldon into my stuck-up wizard talk)
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PineapplePie · 1 decade ago
one time i was eating an Auntie Annes soft pretzel (love those) in Dick's and i was on the phone and talked while i was chewing and the person didnt hear me say at when i said "Im eating at dick's"... awkward
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PineapplePie · 1 decade ago
i see it now
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PineapplePie · 1 decade ago
i still remember most of the poem "Smart" from 3rd grade!!!
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PineapplePie · 1 decade ago
SO TRUE.. like on a microwavable bag of popcorn.. who doesn't eat the whole thing in one go, or worse.. shares it!?!?!?!
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PineapplePie · 1 decade ago
omg im gonna cry!!! (im actually serious)
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