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soccerloverx03x
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January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Cop: When is your birthday?
Me: April 20th
Cop: What year?
Me: Every year.
Cop: Well played.....
lol fav if you get it:)

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Jade672
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 4:54pm UTC

Find a boy who,
would rather steal your first kiss than your virginity.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 2:56pm UTC

If a cop
Ever pulls you over
And says, “papers”.
Say “scissors, I win” and drive off.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Wouldn't it be nice if your ipod
could detect your mood, and make a playlist for it.
NFM/FMQ

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
January 27, 2012 3:33pm UTC

When I first saw
Princess Diaries
I thought Genovia was a real country.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 8:54pm UTC

click to see this quote

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 8:52pm UTC

What you said:
I'm going out for a little bit, Mom.
What she heard:
I'm going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people. I'm never coming back, I hate you, and your cooking sucks.
Format by twilightgirl995

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Is it only me, or does every house have it's own particular smell.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Looking at your best friend
& laughing because you know what they are thinking.
format credit: jade672

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Raisin cookies that look like
chocolate cookies, are the main reason I have trust issues.
nmf/nmq

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 8:35pm UTC

I want a
british
friend.
Then I'd just sit their and listen to them talk.

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 8:21pm UTC

Boy: Is your mom a baker?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Boy: Cause she sure did make a cutie pie. ♥

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halfempty
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 3:22pm UTC

Fave if you actually had a good
Friday the 13th. ♥

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SocietyKilledTheTeenager
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 12:25pm UTC

It's been 2 days since my boyfriend died.
I still can't stop crying..
I know he'd want me to be strong, but I can't, I just can't..
He was too young to die.. He was only 15 years old.
I don't want to live without him.
I don't think I can do this. :'/
CANCER, I FREAKING HATE YOU.
Rest In Peace Matthew
(FramingMatthew on Witty)
8/17/1996 - 1/12/2012
I'll never forget you..
I love you.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 5:07pm UTC

If someone says
"I love you"
and you don't feel the same way, just say
"I LOVE YOUTUBE"
d a n g f a s t ;)
jimmy365 - nmq:)
Format by Sandrasaurus

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shawn_the_man
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 5:30pm UTC

90's kids
fave it up :)

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 7:48pm UTC

When your teachers attitude
suddenly changes when the principal comes into the room
nmf

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lexidanielle_xo
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Girl: I'm depressed.
Society: Stop begging for attention.
Girl: I cut myself.
Society: Stop begging for attention.
Girl: I want to die.
Society: Stop begging for attention.
Girl: Commits suicide.
Society: I wish we could have helped her
before it was too late.

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like2balive1234
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 8:49pm UTC

click to see this quote

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 6:19pm UTC

"Quick, everyone act natural!"
*Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*

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