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  1. loveisjusta_history_ loveisjusta_history_
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    You might be my father,
    ~ but that doesn't mean I love you or forgive you for what you did.

  2. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    *When I'm looking in the mirror*
    Me: ew.
    Mirror: OH MY SOUL WHAT IS THAT CREATURE!!
    Me: Ewwwww I look ugly...
    Mirror: EW GET IT AWAY FROM MEEEE
    Me: I LOOK LIKE A FREAKING CREATURE
    Me: I'm so sorry mirror....
    Mirror: THE CREATURE SAYS SORRY...
    Me: What is this thing staring back at me?!!?
    Me: EW ITS SO FAT AND UFLY AF
    Mirror: ITS BLINDING MEEEEEEEEE
    Me: EW I JUST NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE
    Me: EW THIS IS JUST GROSS... ITS TERRIBLE
    Me: EWWWWWW.
    Me: i hate myself. -_-

  3. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    OK, NO.
    I was supposed to go to Hogwarts 2 years ago.
    I still haven't gotten my freaking letter.
    WHERE IS IT!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

  4. xodiana15 xodiana15
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:55am UTC
    No Mom,
    I don't need a jacket..
    I'm going from the house to the car.


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  6. volleyball07xoxo volleyball07xoxo
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:58am UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. EdwardSheeran EdwardSheeran
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:35am UTC
    The dumb moment . . .
    when you spill table all over your liquid.

  8. wannabe wannabe
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:50am UTC
    nobody said it was easy
    No one ever said it would be this hard....
    take me back to the start.
    <3

  9. EdwardSheeran EdwardSheeran
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:45am UTC
    Hand Dryer
    after spending about 5 minutes drying hands, you just dry them off your pants.
    nmf

  10. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:50am UTC
    Love doesn't suck.
    The person that made you feel that way does.

  11. IBeHetze IBeHetze
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:28am UTC
    The only reason I use bing
    is to get to google.

  12. thehairycouch thehairycouch
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:30am UTC
    All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

  13. ghost town girl* ghost town girl*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:23am UTC
    What scares me most about starting school:
    Finding a place to sit at lunch

  14. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:14am UTC
    That sick feeling,
    in your stomach,
    when you're told
    something,
    → you didn't want to hear.
    Format by Yayrey

  15. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    DYING
    Is your
    l a t e s t
    FASHION.

  16. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    I'm sick of crying,
    Tired of trying,
    Yeah, i'm smiling,
    But inside,
    I'm dying.

  17. wellthisisawkward wellthisisawkward
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    myfamilysucks

  18. wellthisisawkward wellthisisawkward
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    *looking at quotes*hah, that's funnyuh oh. a long and sad quote. i don't wanna cry right now...i'll just read it laterugh more one directionwow, never heard that beforehey! i made a quote just lke that last week and it only got 3 faves!and there's more one directionwow i really am forever aloneHAHHAHA SO FUNNY

  19. wellthisisawkward wellthisisawkward
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    normal people: aw yes! i get to move out! i don't have to live with my family anymore, yeah! :Dme: awh darnit. now who is gonna wash off the hairs i stick on the inside of the shower?

  20. smexy911 smexy911
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    I just want to sit and cry all night long :'(

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