ggllamas

Status: when you catch fire I wouldn't piss to put you out

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Heyyyyy, I'm Giuliana and I'm in middle school, I love cats, music, food, reading, being antisocial, and my computer. I play tennis and like to act (even though I am bad at both) I Hate writing, science, and people, in my spare time I lay on the floor and stroke my rug. My skills include procrastinating, not being productive, and winning imaginary arguments in the shower. My favorite bands are fall out boy, and panic! at the disco. I love youtube my favorite YouTubers are Smosh, Jenna Marbles, David So, The Fine brothers, Albinwonderland, and Danisnotonfire.

ggllamas
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 10:36pm UTC

you can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true

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June 28, 2013 5:15pm UTC

We're the therapists pumping through your speakers
Delivering just what you need
We're well read and poised
We're the best boys
We're the chemists who've found the formula
To make your heart swell and burst
No matter what they say, don't believe a word

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June 24, 2013 9:06pm UTC

When your leg hair is nicer than the hair on your head.

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posted a quote
June 17, 2013 6:51pm UTC

She ate food to calm herself.
She did it to relieve stress.
She did it to drown her sorrows.
She did it because she could.
She did it because it tasted good.
She did it too much.
Until
people judged her.
Made fun of her.
But
then she stopped.
She stopped eating.
She did not eat to fit in.
She did it to be thin.
She did it so people would like her.
She did it to feel pretty.
She did it to be popular again.
She did it too much.
Until
she could never
do anything again.

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posted a quote
June 13, 2013 10:57pm UTC

We only want to sing you to sleep
In your bedroom speakers
We need umbrellas on the inside
Get me just right
They say quitters never win
But we walk the plank on a sinking ship
There's a world outside of my front door
That gets off on being down

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posted a quote
June 13, 2013 10:50pm UTC

If home is where the heart is
then we're all just fÜcked
I can't remember
And I want it so bad
I'd shoot the sunshine into my veins
I can't remember
The good old days
And it's kind of funny
The way we're wearing anchors on our shirts
When being anchored or bored
just feels like a curse

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posted a quote
June 12, 2013 10:42pm UTC

so the other day I saw a store and the sign said
"win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting. lucky winners also might get thier name published in a newspaper for all to see."

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posted a quote
May 19, 2013 9:15pm UTC

I know I might sound like an attention whÖre right now but could you all go to this link it would really help me, thank you in advance to any one who does click it;
(I will follow any one who clicks it just leave a little comment or like, and please dont comment if you didnt click it.)
http://www.radio1045.com/pages/sharefob/?25

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posted a quote
May 18, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Whenever I make popcorn I put all the unpoped kernals in my hand then I whisper;
"you've failed me"

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posted a quote
May 17, 2013 11:06pm UTC

This man is in china and he hears a beautiful noise, the sound is so amazing he has to know what it is so then he asks an old man and the old man said "you have to be a monk to know what the sound is."
So the man trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and in 100 years he becomes a monk.
The monk goes back to the man and asks again "what is that beautiful sound?" the man replies "follow me."
The monk goes with him to a staircase and they go up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door.
The old man forgot his keys so they have to go back down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down
The man and monk get the keys and they go back up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and upup and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door
The door is opened to reveal more stairs so they go up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door
The man forgot his keys again so they have to go down down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and get the keys
they get the key and come back up and up up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and upup and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door
They open the door to find more stairs and they go up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door
the men are hungry so they go back down down down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and get food
They eat and this time the man remembers the key and they go up and up up and up and up and and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and upup and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door
the man opens the final door and do you wnat to know what the sound was......
You need to be a monk to find out!

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posted a quote
April 21, 2013 9:02pm UTC

Those nights were I am at a party or somthing social without my music and I'm like;
"Tonight it's 'It can't get much worse' Vs. 'No one should ever feel like...."

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posted a quote
April 20, 2013 2:32pm UTC

I'm either super hyper and bouncing off the walls after I just ran 434973478 miles,
or
I am too tired and lazy to breathe.
There is no in between.

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posted a quote
April 20, 2013 1:49pm UTC

You are what you love, not who loves you.

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posted a quote
March 19, 2013 9:55pm UTC

If love is labor I'll slave till the end.

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posted a quote
March 9, 2013 7:41pm UTC

Where can I uninstall my period?
I think if you download pregnency it blocks it for a few months, but then you get a really annoying pop up that does not go away for 18 years, maybe longer.

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posted a quote
February 24, 2013 1:52pm UTC

me: *scrolling through witty*
me: *see's an opinionated quote that has 84704927590 comments*
me: Dr. PawsMcfluffypants, go get the extra large buttery popcorn.

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posted a quote
February 23, 2013 11:10pm UTC

me: i have nice luscious hair
Sister: Yout mean the many pen/s' on your head?
me: yes I have over 40 billion of them * touches her face with hair*
Sister: AHHHH! Rápe!!!!!! get it off
me: *evil laugh*
this is my family.

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posted a quote
February 23, 2013 6:21pm UTC

Even on witty, I am at the bottom of the social pyramid.

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posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:44pm UTC

It's in the stars its been written in the scars on our hearts, that we're not broken, just bent and we can learn to love again.

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posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:26pm UTC

I really love writing fictional stories,
because it's like I am playing god in these charecters lives.

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