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ForeverAndaDay13
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January 10, 2013 4:10pm UTC

Waiting for your french fries to cool down...
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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OhHoePlease
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December 28, 2012 5:53pm UTC

Here's to the girls
who are single and spending
their Friday night alone with their cats.
OhHoePlease
OhHoePlease

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Textquotes
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December 28, 2012 6:07pm UTC

370HSSV
huh?
turn it upside down :)
thanks mom...

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wannabe
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December 28, 2012 6:20pm UTC

when i see you,
i get all warm...
and.. uh, my tounge swells up...
so, I was wondering...
do you wanna go out,
to get food?
you know.. the code.. *wink*
if you don't know where this is from we can't be friends.

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soup6996
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December 28, 2012 6:48pm UTC

Here's to the girls,
That even when they buy the lightest cover-up it's still darker than their skin tone.

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yourcool
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December 28, 2012 7:21pm UTC

I'm so dope people always try to smoke me.

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yourcool
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December 28, 2012 7:34pm UTC

i remember when i was a little girl
and i thought the word "drug" was a swear. what the f/ck happened?

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randomcrayon12
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December 28, 2012 7:46pm UTC

It's true, Alchol kills people,
But we're forgetting about how many people are born from it.
nmf/mq.

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Arcade1012
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December 24, 2012 10:40am UTC

I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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0____0
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December 18, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I'm not
FAT.
I'm just
so freakin'
SEXY
it overflows.

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Fuzzybird2
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December 18, 2012 1:37pm UTC

New Text Message
from: Mom
Don't forget to stop at the store.
oh.
and you're adopted.

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its_hannah_bruh
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December 18, 2012 10:34am UTC

to everyone who believes that the world is going to end 12-21-12
Please drop off all valuables at my house on 12-20-12
# gullible people :)

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kelly2013
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December 18, 2012 10:38am UTC

whoever said the best things in life are free,
obviously, grew their own bud..

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bulllshitt
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 10:45am UTC

The guy who created knock knock jokes deserves a 'no-bell' prize.

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ShouldISmile
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December 18, 2012 11:20am UTC

How to make enemies
1. Post an opinion.

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alo
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December 18, 2012 11:32am UTC

What do u call a
Mexican that lost his
car??....CARLOS...LOL
...FAVE IF U GET THE JOKE(:

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XxLovesickilyxX
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December 18, 2012 12:07pm UTC

Dear Dr acula,
remember that night a few years ago?
Well you have a son , his name is Edward.
Sincerely, Tinkerbell
nmf/q
nmf/q

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Offical_TeenagerPost
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December 17, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Teenager Post # 6837
If couples who are in love are called "love birds", then couples who always argue should be called "angry birds"?
teenagerposts.tumblr.com
nmf

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