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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 5:40pm UTC

*When God created me*
God: I'll put in a few tablespoons of talent.
God: Whoops!! I accidentally put failure instead...
God: Well I could put attractiveness in to replace it. No big deal.
God: *Drops whole bottle*
God: Oh no! That was ugliness not attractiveness...
God: Whatever mind as well put in some awkward too...

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 7:20pm UTC

I don't need to control my anger.
Everyone arounds me needs to control their habit of pi.s.sing me off.

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FlorenceSong
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 7:19pm UTC

Blessed
are the weird people -
poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters, troubadours -
for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.
-Jacob Nordby

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Raynniee
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Don't cry because it's over, Smile because
His new Girlfriend looks like a horse.
**No offense to horses

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 7:21pm UTC

don't stop wishing
at 11:11, or on eyelashes, or
hoping for something to happen
without doing anything, but if you
want something to change,
do something about it.
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl -Macklemore, Same Love.

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imstrongbecauseivebeenweak
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Just because you miss someone, doesn't mean you need them back in your life. Missing is just a part of moving on.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 6:55pm UTC

Why is there air in chip bags?
The air is actually nitrogen gas.
The nitrogen helps the chips to stay fresh
and not rot inside the bag. It also makes
it so the chips don't get crushed during packaging.
So unless you want to buy rotten and crushed
chips keep complaining about the extra air.

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