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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 11:50am UTC

Google
This Layout
Did you mean: Please stop using it?

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 10:18pm UTC

&& I wonder ...
How many people in my school secretly have a witty...

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funnygirl99
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September 26, 2011 2:30pm UTC

I am 64% obsessed with my looks
I own:
[x] hair straightener
[x] curling iron
[x] mousse
[x] hairspray
[] gel
[x] other sprays
[x] bobby pins
[x] hair clips
[x] hair ties
[x] round barrel brush
[x] blow dryer
[x] mirror
[] I have dyed my hair
[] I have/had highlights
TOTAL: 11
Eyes:
[x] black eyeliner
[x] other color eyeliner
[x] eye shadow
[x] mascara
[] fake eyelashes
[] eyelash curler
[] eye shimmer
[] contacts
[] stunna shades
[x] eye makeup remover
TOTAL: 16
Lips/Teeth:
[x] clear lip gloss
[] red or pink lip gloss
[] lipstick
[x] chap stick
[] lip plumper
[] electric toothbrush
[] teeth whitener
[] more than 15 lip glosses
[x] toothpaste
TOTAL: 19
Complexion/Overall Face:
[x] blush
[x] moisturizer
[x] face wash
[] bronzer
[x] makeup remover
[x] face wipes
[] powder
[x] cover up
TOTAL: 25
Nails:
[x]nail polish/varnish
[x] filer
[x] nail clipper
[x] nail buffer
[x] cuticle remover
[] nail hardener
[] nail brush
[x] fake nails
[x] nail scissors
TOTAL: 32
OVERALL TOTAL: 32
Now multiply your number by 2
Then repost as I am _% obsessed with my looks.

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 2:24pm UTC

OOOOHHHH DAAAMN;
you need some SPF for that burn!

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 10:31pm UTC

Josh:
"Okay thanks, have a nice day!"
Delivery Guy:
"Don't tell me what to do!"
Oh, How I Love Drake && Josh ♥
Do you remember?

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 10:23pm UTC

the childish moment when
you favorite a quote just because there's 68 favorites.

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 10:14pm UTC

nmf/my quote!!! NO JOCKING!(:
"my heart's a stereo.."
"you should see a doctor about that..."
♥

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 10:04pm UTC

We all think our best friends will be our friends forever. And we'll date our boyfriends forever? They both have "end"s, guys. The only thing that will last forever is Family. Which ends in I love you.

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 9:53pm UTC

In the book of life,
the answers aren't in the back of the book ♥

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 9:48pm UTC

TODAY YOU ARE YOU
That is truer than true
There is no one else alive
That is youer than you
format credit: damnnTaylerx

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 9:38pm UTC

Who are you to judge me?
I know I'm not perfect and I DON'T claim to be;
but before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are free.

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 12:50pm UTC

So today in class my old teacher walked in
&& this kid in my class says,
"I was your favorite student right?!"
She said "No,"
My current teacher said "OOOH! You need some SPF for that burn!"

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 12:19pm UTC

Subway's new song should be;
6.50; 6.50; 6.50 footlong!

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 12:10pm UTC

________________________________________
S.I.M.P.
Squirrels in my pants.
________________________________________

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 8:19pm UTC

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 3:26pm UTC

he's just
a boy
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funnygirl99
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 3:20pm UTC

♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥
Hi Jacob!
You're Officially
Invited To Bella and Edward's Wedding!
We know you, like, love Bella and everything,
But we would really
Appreciate it if you came
Even though you probably hate Edward's guts right now.
With love,
The soon to be married vampire couple
all me except nmf but mq
so no jocking

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funnygirl99
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August 21, 2011 3:12pm UTC

Why Do Mermaids Wear Seashells?
because they outgrew
their B-shells.

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 2:55am UTC

rock, paper, scissors.
i understand how scissors can beat paper,
and how rock can beat scissors, but there is
n | o || f | r | e | a | k | i | n | g || w | a | y
paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to
m a g i c a l l y wrap itself around rock and
leave it i m m o b i l e ? why the hell can't
paper do this to scissors? actually,
s c r e w s c i s s o r s ,
why can't paper do this to p e o p l e ?
why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook
paper constantly s u f f o c a t i n g students
while they're taking notes in class? i'll tell you why:
because paper can''t beat a n y b o d y . a rock can
tear that crap up in t w o s e c o n d s. when i play rock,
paper, scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody
c l a i m s to have beaten me, i'll punch them in the face with my
c l e n c h e d f i s t and say, "oh, i'm sorry i thought your
paper would protect you."
*credit to caligurl6354
changed a few words,
but i love itt hahaa
NMQ NMF AT ALL! But am i the only one that thinks this quote looks like a girl in a dress?!

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funnygirl99
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August 21, 2011 2:35am UTC

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