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Hey guys, I'm Emily Colleen.

funnygirl99
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 6:43pm UTC

today my bf dumped me.
He was in a grade higher than mine. One of the most popular guy in my grade came up to me and said, "Don't worry, he has 'fudged' up teeth and a 'fudged' up face. Here's a piece of advice. In 1977 a 13 year old boy had a tooth growing out of his left foot." he made me fall to the ground, laughing. This is the first time he talked to me in a year.
Great.i'm going to fall for him again.

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 9:34pm UTC

Should I send it? Would he think I'm weird? Yeah, I'm gunna send it! No I'm not! *deletes it* Ugh wait I should! *retypes message* Maybe I should add a winky face. NO DELETE THE WINKY FACE! Should I sent it? I'm gunna send it. *presses send* Sh*t. I shouldn't have sent it.
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funnygirl99
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 5:44pm UTC

My expectations vs reality
likes on a good fb profile picture
expectation- 363 likes, 100 comments
reality- 0 likes, 0 comments
credit to jayciecutie01 just changed MY reality </3 lol love jayciecutie01!!!

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 5:38pm UTC

*Random number*
Heeyyyyyy
Me;
i'm sorry, i forgot how to spell your name... can u tell me?
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funnygirl99
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 5:55pm UTC

Emily Colleen
Who wants to be my Witty Best Friend? (: ♥

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funnygirl99
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December 18, 2011 5:18pm UTC

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 8:11pm UTC

I'm not a follower...
I'm a liter.. of pepsi

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 6:14pm UTC

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 11:22pm UTC

Whenever I see you in the hall..
I want to punch you in the face for all the times you've hurt me </3

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 12:34pm UTC

You know when someone's your best friend,
When they post a million friend quotes from witty on your wall,
Just to get your attention. ♥

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 12:22pm UTC

Is that your phone ringing; or are you
Just happy to see me and you
Vibrate?
nnmf

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 7:15pm UTC

SHOULDER
SHOULDER
SHOULDER
SHOULDER
I don't get it.. what does sholder er suer sould mean?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 4:21pm UTC

I really like this guy;
100 likes, i'll text hime, 200 likes, i'll call him, 300 likes or more, ill ask him out<3
ikik a lot of people are doing this and I'm not just looking for favorites I just want motivation(:

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 10:41pm UTC

Will you never notice me?
ever?

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 9:02pm UTC

awkward eye contact with
a random old guy staring at you in a resteraunt

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 6:00pm UTC

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LOL YOU THOUGHT I WAS AN ADD DIDN'T YOU?!

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 5:23pm UTC

accidentally saying " sorry "
/// when you hit a pole♥
damnnTaylerx format

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 3:34pm UTC

The Awkward Moment When...
You meet your witty best friend in real life and it's someone you know and hate

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 2:56pm UTC

Please
Don't look at me like that

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funnygirl99
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 11:57am UTC

Google
Dear Google, Happy Birthday! Now that we're the same age, will u marry me
Did you mean: Awwwh hell nawww!?

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