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  1. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    I'm ugly
    Anyone who faves this disagrees.(which won't be a lot)
    Repost if you have ever been called ugly.

  2. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    the cosby show rocks

  3. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 5:24am UTC
    i am a warrior
    i've got thicker skin, stronger than i've ever been and my armour is made of steel, you can't get in, so you will never hurt me again.

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    I would be
    an awful parent.
    My kid would say
    “I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
    and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
    “I feel you”

  5. loserbitch* loserbitch*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    I just saw a comment on the were are never getting back together video:
    "Thumbs up if you miss the old taylor swift"
    and it had 11 likes.
    Umm, excuse me?
    Taylor Swift has NOT changed.
    Shes just being herself and expressing her feelings
    So tell me how exactly she has changed?
    Just because now shes broken up with someone again?
    Aha, NO.

  6. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    So I'm sick today and my mum just walked in the house with a bar of milk chocolate and a One Direction magazine.
    I FREAKING LOVE MY MOTHER.

  7. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    On Youtube, they should have a place next to the search box where you can record yourself humming the tune to a song, and it searches for songs with that tune, if you want to find a song but you don't remember any of the lyrics.

  8. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    EXERCISE
    ...EX..ER..CISE
    ...EX..AR..SIZE
    ...EGGS..ARE..SIDES
    ...FOR BACON...
    BACON.

  9. bleufurre bleufurre
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    I hate when it's dark and your brain's like, "You know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity."

  10. DinasaursGoRawr DinasaursGoRawr
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:10pm UTC
    If I were a bird
    I'd be that bird that flys into the ceiling fan.
    nmq/f

  11. emily_fowlerr emily_fowlerr
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    do you ever wonder if Eminem's faveorite food is M&M's?

  12. OreoLover OreoLover
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 11:34am UTC
    *crown thingy*
    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    WITTY
    ON

  13. Kat525 Kat525
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Have you ever stopped everything your doing just to find your iPod

  14. Kat525 Kat525
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    I told my brother that i had a new follower on witty.And my mom freaked out because she thinks this site is full of creepy old men and now i can't take trips to paris with my friends beause she saw in a movie that these girls got raed in paris and me and my best briend have been saving money to go to paris for the last 2 years i guess we can go shopping. fave if ur not a creepy old man.

  15. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Who else can hear a certain song and knows right where they were when you first heard it? Music has gotten me through a lot in life and always will ♥

  16. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Everything is funnier when your mouth is full of water.

  17. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    True love doesn't have a happy ending, because true love doesn't end.

  18. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    I don't really hate you, but lets just say if you were on fire and I had a glass of water... I'd drink it.

  19. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    “They can be a part of your life but never let a guy BE your life.They can live in your world, but never make a guy your world.”
    ~Taylor Swift

  20. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Niall: People always think I'm the youngest but its actually Harry.
    Louis:Thats because your cute and Harrys a
    pervert.
    ahahaha!!!!so true!

:)

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