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funnygirl1218

Status: one direction lover

Member Since: 19 Jun 2012 02:40pm

Last Seen: 16 Feb 2015 09:30pm

Gender: F

user id: 310070

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  1. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    Man I need snuggie wrapped in a blanket typing and eating a cheese bagel with soaked hair is not helping so now you all now what is going on x-mas list

  2. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    Fav color
    +
    fav animal and birth
    date
    is your new ID if you are a spy
    please comment or fave I am purple liger1218

  3. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 10:42am UTC
    you have all these weapons to kill people ,guns ,bullets and pens and paper and anger so be a happy and postive person if everyone was like than the world would be a happy nonkilling placeif you angree write you r name below
    FUNNYGIRL1218

  4. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 10:38am UTC
    All those people, children, in the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary in CT.
    None of us will ever know what that man was thinking as he did what he did.
    All we seem to do is hate, and hate, and spurn the man.
    But I'm sending out a prayer for those kids, teachers, staff, principle, all those who died today.
    I pray for the families of these people, for friends, for those who saw it happen, for everyone.
    Today a man in China stabbed twenty-two students.
    I pray for all those people, all those kids, all who were hurt by this attack.
    I pray for their families, for those effected.
    I still wonder what made him do this.
    A man shoot people in a mall just yesterday.
    I pray that we soon understand why.
    I pray that it doesn't happen again, but it will.
    Last week a boy killed his girlfriend.
    So much death around us.
    So much violence.
    So much hate.
    Put your name here to tell people that you stand against violence, that you want peace, and most of all that you have these same prayers as me. Because no matter what, God has a plan, and Satan will try to stand in and cut off the peace and happiness that we work hard to creat. I will start the chain, the question is, will you add your name?
    Ravenlight
    BooImMewMew2
    iridescentstorm
    Skimmingthepavement
    So_This_Is_Life
    lovebug2233
    funnygirl1218

  5. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    SAVE THE
    TWINKIES.
    SPREAD THE
    WORD
    Funnygirl1218

  6. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    why did the little boy drop his icecream
    he got hit by a truck

  7. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 10:19am UTC
    A dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that m...an...............get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this, remember god saw you read this

  8. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    the cosby show rocks

  9. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    my fist day of school was on liams bday

  10. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    nial looked sooo cute at the mtv music arwards all i am thinking about

  11. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Nobody gets nial Horan he is mine got it .Have a nic day!!!!!

  12. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    my sisters phone is messed up
    Phone: Message from Dobby( means to say Daddy)
    Me : Dobby ARE YOU STILL HERE!!!!????
    Stepmom : what???

  13. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    <3 if witty should make a 1d catorgorie

  14. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    ATTENTION DIRECTIONERS
    Don't use lol any more use LLN (laugh like Niall)
    thank you

  15. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    Niall : My princesse is on her way I just have to wait.
    2 sec
    Me : Here I am.

  16. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    10 facts about NIAL HORAN
    10 . he had 2 fish named ben and jerry but they died because they were over fed
    9.the thing he most likes about girls is there hair
    8.he prefers girls with green eyes
    7. he went to an all boy school so he doesn't really know how to act around girls
    6.he always orders dessert first
    5.he loves horror movies
    4.he says if his gf is a 1D fan he will sing to her all the time
    3. at a singing a girl asked to hug him a suecurty guard came but nail said no i want to hug her
    2.he loves it when girls put on accents
    1.he doesn't want to date dumb blondes he says they make him look bad

  17. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    Not dating
    I <3 him
    All mine
    Love him
    I LOVE ONE DIRECTION . HOW ABOUT YOU?

  18. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    You need 5 talent's to make One Direction.

  19. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    My whole family are BLONDES exept 4 me .I'm a BRUNETT . Yes my family is crazy

  20. funnygirl1218 funnygirl1218
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    When you carry a Bible,
    the devil gets a headache.
    When you open it, he collapses.
    When he sees you reading it, he faints.
    When he sees you living it, he flees.
    And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
    I just defeated him.
    Favorite, copy & paste (JOCKED THIS) this if you're in God's army nmq.

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