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Smileyboo10
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 6:37pm UTC

i may not have the cutest eyes, prettiest smile, gorgeous face, or perfect body. but i do have a caring heart

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jocelynn006
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 7:07pm UTC

F a v e i f y o u c a n ...
raed tihs whit no porlbem bceasue yuor jsut htat smrat.

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dave franco*
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 4:53pm UTC

Dear Microsoft word
I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 7:05pm UTC

Im the type of person that
wants good grades but doesn't want to study.

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ilovehockeybaby
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 4:19pm UTC

P
Suicide...My story.
❤ - ❤ - ❤
Please take time to read my story, it's worth it, I promise.
I'm a 15 year old sophomore, barely able to breathe anymore.
I get dizzy, my head hurts, I can't focus. My mind is completely
foggy. I'm numb, but e v e r y t h i n g hurts. I think about
everything, but I think about nothing at the same time. I can
barely stand. My heart gets a little heavier each day. I blame
myself for what happened. I let my 20 year old, older sister
slip through my fingers. I should've known. I should've known that
she was hurting. She meant EVERYTHING to me, she was the
only person that I loved more than life itself. She was my
bestfriend, my big sister, my 2nd mom. I told her anything and
everything that was on my mind. There isn't one thing in this world
that I didn't tell her. She protected me when I was younger from my
dad. He used to verbally and emotionally abuse us. So she would
take me into her room and hug me while I cried. She would leave
to go get us snacks when we got hungry. She would color with me,
watch TV with me, anything just to keep me busy. She would let me
sleep with her when I was scared. Paige was my world...and I lost
her because of a metal gun at her own hand. She was addicted to
drugs. She went through her trust fund, which consisted of 14,000
dollars in a month. From July - August 8th. She spent 1,000 dollars
a day on Opanas. Paige had problems but I loved her regardless
so please don't judge. I have a doctors appointment on Wednesday,
to see if I can get some anti-depressants. If I had the nerve, I would
have killed myself a LONG time ago. Please, favorite this for Paige.
Favorite this for me. Favorite this for all the kids who have ever
thought of suicide. I want them to see that family c a r e s. I'd
do anything to save someone's life, please.
Paige Marie Edwards - 1/15/91 - 8/8/11
Cookiedoughformats

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marie1616
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 4:27pm UTC

click to see this quote

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believeintheimpossible
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 1:39am UTC

It's easy falling in love... it's just hard trying to find someone decent enough to catch you.

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lilmisscrazy81
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 5:14pm UTC

So it's true what they say, if you love someone, you should set them free.

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valentineunicorn
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 7:02am UTC

For every fave this gets I willGo 1 day without cutting. ;)

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TeddyBear_81
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 11:13pm UTC

MY 100TH QUOTE!!!!!
LIKE THIS AND I WILL
BLOW UP YOUR
NOTIFICATIONS
WITH LIKES!!!!!
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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sports123321
posted a quote
May 22, 2011 5:23pm UTC

I ALWAYS FALL IN LOVE
with the wrong guy.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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An'*
posted a quote
December 11, 2010 7:12pm UTC

it sucks when you're ignored by the person
who's attention is the only thing you want in the world. ♥

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livlafluv95
posted a quote
May 17, 2011 9:11pm UTC

my grandma was head cheerleader.
my grandpa was captain of the football team.
♥
fave if you think this is adorable :)

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LegallyBlonde24
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 11:26am UTC

Did you know that when a person looks at you then
LOOKS DOWN
that they are absoloutely crazy about
♥YOU
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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XxCourtneyDropDeadPereiraxx
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 1:50am UTC

Long but worth it <3
So last night ;
Iwas at theguy
I like's house.
And he left the couch to go help his mom with
something .
And while he was gone , I played barbie with
his little sister .
Then the next thing I know , She looks up at
Me and says "My big brother loves you ."
Shocked , I asked " How do you know that .?"
Then I smiled.
She looked at me , with the most serious face
And replys ; Well he has this Spider Man toy ;
And he never lets me play with it !
So I ask mommy why , and she said ;
That You gave it to my big brother."
Smiling I said , " Alanna , I gave that to him
When I was 5 years old. I'm sure he'll let you
Play with it .
She Looked at me with a gleam in her eyes
And said , " Sometimes I catch my brother
Cuddling in bed with it . But shhh ! Don't tell
him !
Just then her brother walked into the room ,
In silence , Alanna walked over to him ,
Grabbed his hand , brought him over to me ,
Made him hold my hand .
Then she smiled and in her tiney little voice
she said ;
" Garhett pinkey promise me something ."
He smiled at her and said "Anything kiddo ;
wassup.?"
Then Alanna looked at me, then back to her
Brother and said ,
"marry her"
Then her brother grabbed her little pinkey and
Replied ;
I Pinkey Promise I will.
♥

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crazyaboutyou
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 6:31pm UTC

If a girl is telling you about her problems, it doesnt mean she's complaining..
it means she trusts you.

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dave franco*
posted a quote
October 14, 2011 3:39pm UTC

Things that make boys 10x hotter
Six packs
accents
hot body
messy hair
amazing smile
picking you over his xbox
skinny jeans
cute laugh
♥♥♥

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iloveyousomuchmore
posted a quote
January 16, 2011 7:33pm UTC

I consider myself a crayon...
I might not be your favorite color, but one day your going to need me to complete your picture.
-♥-

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K_stewxo
posted a quote
August 24, 2009 3:02pm UTC

- looking at schedules-
Him: we have chemistry together.
Me: what? n o w e d o n ' t .
(_.·´¯`·×» Him: can we?
Actually happened.
<3

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