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  1. AreocrombieXx1 AreocrombieXx1
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name.
    Girl: Superman? Batman? Ironman?
    Boy: *smiles* no,
    Y o u r m a n.

  2. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    it seems like,
    nine out of ten
    guys these days
    prefer big boobs
    and the tenth guy
    prefers the other nine guys.

  3. brookeewing brookeewing
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    & I love the sound
    of flip flops
    in the summer.

  4. XoILYoX XoILYoX
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    I look in the mirror everyday and see the same thing.
    I see my giant legs and my not so flat stomach.
    My too round of a head and my big arms.
    I dream to be like those models in magazines,
    the girls that can go to a beach and show off what they have.
    I dream to be able to go to school not hiding everything scared of the judgments.
    I dream to be that girl that can wear anything because she has the body for it.
    I dream to be able to wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and not cry.
    I dream to be confident with my body, but I don't think it's coming true anytime soon.

  5. Xx_BrokenInside_xX Xx_BrokenInside_xX
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    I Th ink
    I need to get over my
    -
    Bad Boy Obsession
    -
    Skinny Jean Obsession
    -
    Texting Obsession
    -
    Procrastination - Just - Go - On - Witty - For - A -Second
    Obsession

  6. britters23 britters23
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    Emmy wished on a dragon scale,
    And that’s what started Dragon Tales.
    Around the room the dragons flew,
    But Emmy and Max knew what to do.
    They climbed on the backs of their dragon friends,
    Now the adventures never end!Dragon Tales, Dragon Tales
    It’s almost time for Dragon Tales.
    Come along and take my hand,
    Let’s all go to Dragon Land.
    There’s Ord he’s the biggest,
    Not so brave of heart.
    There’s Cassie,
    So shy, but so very smart.
    There’s Zak and Wheezie and his tales of fun,
    Cause you know two heads are better than one.
    Dragon Tales, Dragon Tales
    It’s almost time for Dragon Tales.
    Come along and take my hand,
    Let’s all go to Dragon Land.
    Fav. if you sang along as you read this.
    Credit to Turtles7 chick


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    ••• That Mood
    When you're so happy . . .
    that you randomly compliment all your friends
    a n d h a v e a s i l l y s m i l e o n y o u r f a c e

  9. MizzBlush_x MizzBlush_x
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 3:02pm UTC
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  10. maddyisahhhmazing maddyisahhhmazing
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    Me: you talk about me to him?!
    Him: yeah when he asks who Im texting
    Me: ohhh, so you say...the most beautiful, smart, funny, intelligent homosapien to ever walk the earth?
    Him: No...
    Me: :/ oh
    Him: I don't say homosapien, I say woman.
    AHHH!(:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. sk8trgrlxx3 sk8trgrlxx3
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    ____________________
    Today i found out that
    it's illegal to die in disneyland
    they'll literally remove you from the park before you are
    declared dead.
    _____________________________

  13. kelllyyy725 kelllyyy725
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 8:41pm UTC
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  14. NoSecondChancesx3 NoSecondChancesx3
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    ''Hey,
    want some updog?''
    Person: ''What is that?''
    You: ''What is what?''
    Person: ''Updog?''
    You: ''What about it?''
    Person: ''What is it?''
    You: ''What is what?''
    Person: ''WHAT IS UPDOG?!''
    You: ''Not much''
    favee if you get it (;

  15. brooke* brooke*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    "WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
    - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
    - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
    - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
    - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
    - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
    - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
    ____________________________________________________
    WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
    - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
    - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
    - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
    - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
    - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
    - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
    ____________________________________________________
    ADVICE:
    - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
    in Love.
    ____________________________________________________
    REQUIREMENTS:
    - Add this to your favorites after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    ____________________________________________________
    IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
    - and can't get them out of your head.
    - then add this to your favorites within One Minute and Whoever you are missing
    will surprise you.

  16. ILoveToSmile ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    saying a bunch of
    stupid things
    in a row &then just being like;
    I'm gonna stop talking now.....

  17. domenissocoollike domenissocoollike
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 1:28pm UTC
    Where shall I go?
    • to the left where nothing's right?
    • to the right where nothing's left?

  18. chloe_ballerina chloe_ballerina
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    You're 5,
    and you have a phone?
    Who are you gonna call?
    Barney?

  19. HazelBabe HazelBabe
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    "Wow, you're cool."
    I bet you just said that to yourself in a sarcastic voice. (;

  20. ScreamMeLovely ScreamMeLovely
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    The moment when the
    "Best Day Ever"
    gets
    B + E + T + T + E + R

:)

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