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Buttons
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 6:00pm UTC

When people tell me to not act weird in public.
"Please, I'm making your day entertaining."

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Friend: If we get caught, pretend we don't speak english
Cop: What happened here!
Me: No hablo ingles!
Cop: Oh que paso?
Me: Run!

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lollipopx3
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 10:34pm UTC

accidentally
Chapter 1
"Hannah Peters, going once! Going twice!" the student council president, Eliza Monroe, shouted through the microphone. "Sold to Reece Baker for seventy dollars!"
The audience erupted into cheers, as the perky blonde stepped off the stage, leaping into Reece's arms.
This event happened every year at South Bay High School. Every year at the start of February, the student council would hold an auction as a fundraiser for the school. It wasn’t any ordinary auction, where people would bid for rare antiques or crap like that. It was an auction, where people could bid for dates for Valentine’s Day. Girls or guys would sign up to be auctioned, and there would be an audience of students who would bid for these people.
In my entire three years at South Bay, I've never participated at one of these auctions.
I always sat back, and laughed at the ones who didn't get any bids on, at all.
"The next one is Callie Douglas, the leader of our school's book club."
Unfortunetly, Callie wasn't as good looking as Hannah.
She had wide-rimmed glasses on, unruly curly hair, and looked extrememly nervous under the stage lights.
"Let's start the bid at ten dollars?" Eliza smiled weakly at the crowd.
No one said a word.
Poor Callie looked like she was going to faint.
"How about five?" Eliza asked, biting her lower lip.
A rude jock smirked from the audience. "Bring out the hot chicks!" he booed.
I watched as a sparkly tear fell from Callie's eyes.
Eliza turned to Callie with a weak smile. "Sorry, Callie. Try again next year!"
I watched as Callie Douglas ran off that stage, and dash into the bathroom, joining the other girls who didn't get any bids.
"That concludes our auction today. If anyone else would like to voluenteer to be auctioned, please sign up at the desk outside the main office." Eliza spoke, as everyone got up to leave.
I met up with my best friend, Lacey Daniels, outside the auction.
Lacey always signed up for these auctions, since our first year here.
She always got bidded at a high price, just because she was extremely gorgeous, and was a cheerleader.
"So, Arden, are you signing up or what?" Lacey waved the clipboard in my face.
I rolled my eyes. "No. Did you see the way Callie got humiliated up there?"
Lacey sighed, shaking her head.
"Don't worry. Someone will bid big on you. You're so pretty!" she beamed, curling the ends of my brown hair with her fingertips. "Trust me."
I gave her a look, raising an eyebrow.
"Convincing," I paused, sticking my tongue out at her, "but no."
Lacey groaned, shrugging her shoulders. "Fine. Meet me outside, I want to use the bathroom real quick."

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alimophia
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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carlienorma1119
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 9:25am UTC

My Prince Charming isn't riding on a <<<white horse>>>... he's riding on a turtle. That's whats taking him so long<3

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伤*
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 3:42pm UTC

everything magically appears,
when your mom looks for it...
MOM, I LOST ONE DIRECTION
♥
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)

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loveyoux10000
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:31pm UTC

She said she wanted to get high, so he took her to the tallest hill in town. She said she wanted to stay up all night & drink, so he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated soda and said "Drink Up." She said she wanted to shoot herself in the face, so he gave her a water gun and let her pull the trigger. She said she wanted to cut herself, so he took a Polaroid picture of her face and let her cut it up. She said she wanted to cry herself to sleep, so he had her watch a sad and romantic movie before bed. She said that she wanted to be alone, so he gave her a name tag that said "Hello, my name is Alone." She said that she wanted someone to be there to take care of her, so he asked when he wasn't.♥
please give format credit to loveyoux10000. thanks ;)

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KeepSmiling4Ever
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 10:52am UTC

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>o I was going to give you this cookie
U U
... ...
...(\_/)
...('_' )
o<( <) But then I was like...
....U U
.(\__/)
.(O.O)
.(>o<) IT'S MY COOKIE!!!
..U U
(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>o Then i said sharing is caring....
U U
...(\_/)
...('_' )
o<( <) But then I was like... 'Sharing is caring....' But...
...U U
.(\__/)
.(O.O)
.(>o<) I LIKE COOKIES!!!
..U U
(\__/)
(^_^)
(> <) So then I ate it..."

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laurenreturns
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 6:34am UTC

Today;
(please read, long but worth reading)
Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

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naomimalfoy
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April 9, 2012 7:11am UTC

click to see this quote

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kbstarlight
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 2:11pm UTC

Smile;
||||||| You never know who is falling in love with it♥|||||||

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Xx_Fa7aB_xX
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 8:48am UTC

Why I'm Single?
I Can't Date The Internet..
I Can't date myself.
I can't date music. ♥
I can't date my favorite celebrity.

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the_An0nym0usXD
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 10:31pm UTC

Bros before hoes.
Yeah, but she's not a hoe & if you consider her a hoe then your definitely not a bro.
nmf| nmq

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dreams_come_true
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
Oh yeah, whats up?
I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
geek from science"
This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
RIP Mikey

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linabinabae
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 8:15pm UTC

Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don"t even theink about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!
After marriage Read It backwords!!
Fave if you get it!

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miss_love98
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 8:08pm UTC

fave for:
1) a name that goes with yours :)
2) rate
3) first impression
4) favess on some of your quotes
5) follow <3

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lamusicaesmivida
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Soul Mates Y
Chapter 1
Justin’s POV
Popularity isn’t as great as one may think. The stress, the pressure, and the judging are hard things to deal with. Some may also think guys don’t deal with those things, and that only girls do. Well, that’s wrong also. I am that typical jock; the one that plays football in Fall, Basketball in the Winter, and Baseball in the Spring. I’m friends with everyone in my grade even though I don’t like many of them and many of them don’t like me. I will always have my girlfriend beside me. Her name is Melanie and she is beautiful. I think she might be the one. We have been dating since freshman year. We are currently in our Junior year of high school and going strong. My best friend is Brad. He’s been my best friend since 5th grade. Junior year will be my best year yet.
Kailey’s POV
I wish I was popular. I am pretty, skinny, fun, so why can’t I be popular? Being the “smart girl” sucks. Just because I get straight A’s in all my classes doesn’t mean I can’t be popular, right? And no one ever wants to date the nerdy chick. It sucks. I’ve been labeled as that smart girl since 7th grade. It just stuck, I guess. I haven’t had a boyfriend since the summer before 7th grade. It’s pathetic, right? I had a boyfriend at summer camp. It only lasted 1 month and a half then we broke up. I really liked that boy. His name was Brad, I think. He was a blonde haired cutie with bright blue eyes. He’s a boy that every girl would die to have. I wish him and I kept in contact these past years. Maybe, I will be able to find him online! I will try to immediately, because I want Junior year to be my best year yet.

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crashout3
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 1:21pm UTC

The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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loveblue
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
He's for me
Not for you,
If by chance
You take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face.

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