3 men were drunk
they stopped a taxi, the taxi driver figured they were drunk, he just switched the engine on and off and told them
"We've Arrived." The first guy game him money, the 2nd guy said thanks
And then the 3rd guy slapped him,
The taxi driver was stunned because
he thought they all wouldnt realized
that he didn't move an inch.
So he asked "What was that for?"
The 3rd guy replied..
"Control your speed, you almost killed us."