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fishareawesome

1. fishareawesome
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2012 11:21am UTC
   Thiis actually happened:
   Guy 1: have you read a book called 50 shades of grey?
   Guy 2: that sounds like a good physics book.
   *Whole class laughs
   
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2. fishareawesome
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   October 10, 2012 11:06am UTC
   Me: look mum, i have a follower
   mum: what? a stalker?
   me: *facepalm
   
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3. fishareawesome
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   October 9, 2012 3:07pm UTC
   The first thought you have when your parents give you an unexpected gift:
   are we going to the doctors?
   
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4. fishareawesome
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   October 9, 2012 1:08pm UTC
   i upload a profile picture, so witty rubbs it in:
   "Great, you look fabulous"
   
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5. fishareawesome
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   October 9, 2012 1:03pm UTC
   Looking at pictures of fish
   Mum: there's one that looks just like you!
   Me: where?
   Mum: that one.
   Me: ...really? Are you serious? how does it look like me?
   Mum: *makes fish face*
   Mum: you should have it for your profile picture.
   Me: NO WAY!!!
   ...you know what? i actually used it.
   
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6. fishareawesome
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   October 9, 2012 12:48pm UTC
   Who knew we could be as immature as to start the Results Wars?
   But hey, who doesn't want to win ownership of a friend?
   
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7. fishareawesome
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   October 9, 2012 12:34pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you realise
   the family pet is more popular than you.
   
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8. fishareawesome
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   October 9, 2012 12:13pm UTC
   sometimes, my dad acts crazy:
   Dad: where have you been for the last hour and a half?
   Me: what?
   Dad: have you been digging?
   Me: errm...noo?
   Dad: where have you been for the last hour and a half?
   Me: ...
   Dad: have you been digging?
   Me: ...what the hell?
   Dad: where have you...
   Me: ...i'm just going now
   
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9. fishareawesome
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   October 9, 2012 11:54am UTC
   Never lend a hand to a friend...
   ...she'll just draw on it.
   
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10. fishareawesome
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 11:48am UTC
    you realise
    your more mature than you thought
    when you see
    someone hitting a washing line with a spade
    that is twice his size!
    
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11. fishareawesome
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    October 8, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Just because your teacher tells you its called sugar paper doesn't mean its made of sugar...
    ...i learnt the hard way.
    
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12. fishareawesome
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    October 8, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Today i thought of an amazing invention,
    a door that opened its self.
    ...An hour later i realised that it had already been made.
    
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13. fishareawesome
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    October 8, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    kids on the back row cause accidents,
    accidents on the back row cause kids.
    
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14. fishareawesome
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    October 8, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    My brother watching Take That:
    All bands have a fat one, why doesn't this one?
    
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