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  1. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  2. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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  3. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
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  4. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  5. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  6. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  7. Ralph* Ralph*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 11:00am UTC
    Last Christmas, I gave you my heart,
    BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY, YOU SAID YOU WERE GAY.
    notmeanttobeoffensive. bye.

  8. firebreather firebreather
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:56am UTC
    It takes 3 seconds
    to say i love you
    3 hours to explain it
    and a lifetime to prove it

  9. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:56am UTC
    That horrible moment
    when you can feel someone losing interest in you.

  10. codababy37 codababy37
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:55am UTC
    I love him. ♥

  11. Softballgirl15 Softballgirl15
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:54am UTC
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  12. laceyliz laceyliz
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:54am UTC
    ❤i love how you remember things i dont even remember about myself
    Cookiedoughformats

  13. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:54am UTC
    That depressing moment when you realize
    the trash goes out more than you...

  14. firebreather firebreather
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:54am UTC
    Its hard to tell your
    mind to stop loving
    someone
    when your heart dose

  15. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:40am UTC
    I always have the awkwardess conversations this time of year...
    person: Merry Christmas!
    me: haha, yea im jewish...

  16. firebreather firebreather
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:43am UTC
    Do what makes you happy
    be who makes you.
    smile laugh as mush as your breath
    and love as long as you live.

  17. firebreather firebreather
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:41am UTC
    Do what makes you happy
    be who makes you.
    smile laugh as mush as your breath
    and love as long as you live.
    ................................................................................................................................................................

  18. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    Don't hurt someone just because they've hurt you.

  19. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  20. tumblrwittyfacebook tumblrwittyfacebook
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 9:40am UTC
    they say that love is forever
    your forever is all that I need

:)

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