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ThnksfrthMizBiz
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August 27, 2015 6:57pm UTC

i want to be the manager just for once(who am i kidding? i can't even manage my life)

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RomeoAvila
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August 29, 2015 5:44pm UTC

A cop pulled me over and said "Papers..."
I said "scissors i win" and drove off.

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thedeverauxprincess
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August 31, 2015 2:36am UTC

that scary moment when you forget your password and you can't log into netflix

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Kik me!!!*
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September 1, 2015 2:47pm UTC

Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here

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ThnksfrthMizBiz
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September 1, 2015 7:20pm UTC

that moment when you realize that the comic you've bought is not ending in the issue you have

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crimson24
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September 1, 2015 10:18pm UTC

You never know what you have until...
...you clean your room.

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Madi_Milkshakes*
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September 5, 2015 8:18am UTC

Me? Have a boyfriend? HAHAHA no.
I try to focus on the important things in life...
like crying over my fandoms and character development....

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Madi_Milkshakes*
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September 5, 2015 8:20am UTC

How do my parents expect me to ask for a job or go ask the store clerk for something is when I can barely ask my best friend's mum for a simple glass of water...

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Monty23
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September 5, 2015 8:59am UTC

I'm sorry I didn't answer my phone when you called. I don't use it for that (._.)

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leggings
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September 6, 2015 5:29pm UTC

How to quit school and be a stripper
how to quit school and be a stripper

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GabbyBaby
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September 6, 2015 8:08pm UTC

My talents include:
1) Choking on absolutely everything
2) Making short lists

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AnaCastro196
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September 7, 2015 7:06pm UTC

High School teachers: "Theres still a minute left of class, sit down!!"
College Teachers: "We still have 20 minutes left but im done teaching so bye."

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ThnksfrthMizBiz
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September 8, 2015 1:31pm UTC

my whole life seems like a fanfiction

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AnaCastro196
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September 8, 2015 6:49pm UTC

Me arriving anywhere: "Does anyone know the wifi password??"

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Anobrain*
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September 11, 2015 11:31am UTC

i want to respect everyones opinions
but some peoples opinions r just füćking ridiculous

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EstefaniaT
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February 19, 2015 10:28pm UTC

-I envy all those people who can see you every day-

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4/20 b!!!ttcchh *
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October 7, 2014 10:53pm UTC

That moment you realize you've lost every one. 😭💔

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BravoSierra
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August 25, 2014 4:30pm UTC

I appreciate it when I smile at a another girl and she smiles back.
It's like wow we aren't all spawns of satan.

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DestinyCaribou
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August 26, 2014 2:05am UTC

you kept leaving the one person who kept giving you chances.
you let her down, drained her energy, and made her tired.
and now you swear you've changed. that you won't do it again, that you're a better person.
i ' v e h e a r d i t a l l b e f o r e

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RadioCatastrophe
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April 18, 2014 1:38pm UTC

The Ponderer
Her music is always playing
The volume turned up way too loud
She never screams with the lyrics
Wont let the beat move her feet
She just sits there in silence
Pondering life
She could ponder the love out of marriage
She could wonder the war out of peace
She could think the meaning right out of her life
But she never learned anything worth learning about
She argues with all of her teachers
But she never sticks to a side
She never fights enough to win
Won't let the fight change her life
She just argues there quietly
Challenging life
She could ponder the love out of marriage
She could wonder the war out of peace
She could think the meaning right out of her life
But she never learned anything worth learning about
One boy always sought to impress her
With questions that had no answers
But she wondered the feeling
Right out of his love
And ended up living her life all alone
She could ponder the love out of marriage
She could wonder the war out of peace
She could think the meaning right out of her life
But she never learned anything worth learning about

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