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  1. surfergirl_lovex3 surfergirl_lovex3
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2009 5:37pm UTC
    she's my best friend::
    break her heart. and i will totally ruin your life [:

  2. cheergirlie120 cheergirlie120
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 11:23am UTC
    young love

  3. surfergirl_lovex3 surfergirl_lovex3
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 11:09am UTC
    What a cutie :]
    Shia Labeouf<3

  4. steelersrox steelersrox
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2008 12:41pm UTC
    cough cough sneeze sneeze
    boy, you better say please
    when your mother gives you peas
    cuz you know that shes
    gunna throw u in a box of bees

  5. xChEeRBaBiiox33 xChEeRBaBiiox33
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 10:07pm UTC
    "What If A Car Comes?"
    "Then We Die"
    <3

  6. xoblakeyxo xoblakeyxo
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 7:40pm UTC
    Name 20 people 10 boys and 10 girls. then answer the questions below! DNT LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS WEN YOUR FILLING IN THE NAMES ITS WAY
    MORE FUN IF YOU DONT!
    Girls
    1.Katie
    2.Marissa
    3.Jena
    4.Tarp
    5.Jamie
    6.Nia
    7.Sarah
    8.becca
    9.culley
    10.me
    Boys
    1.phil
    2.ian
    3.nick
    4.jared
    5.robby
    6.mike
    7.max
    8.josh
    9.jake
    10.andy
    Could you live with girl #1 ? Are they a good enough friend? Or would you kill eachother?
    uhh maybe...it depends how long
    Rate Number guy # 2 :
    uhhh little kid cute
    Rate number girl # 5
    so funny
    Would guy #10 go good with girl # 6?
    andy and nia no way!!!!!
    would you EVER date guy #5 if they asked you out?
    yeahh lol :)
    iS number #7 boy and girl GOOD friends?
    i think sooo... idk
    Who do you think would make the best couple? pick a girl number and a boy number, and type their name next to the number. [ they can be already dating, but if they are choose another 2 that arent dating, that would make a cute couple]:
    girl #7 and guy #4 their dating
    Who is the cutest guy on your list?
    #5 der
    Which 2 girls on your list ARE YOUR BESTEST friends?:
    #1 and #2
    If you had to choose,which 2 guys on your list are YOUR BESTEST FRIEND?:
    #2 and #8

  7. fashiongal99 fashiongal99
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2009 5:03pm UTC
    life is like a book when you're a teen,
    the story is on the inside,
    while the cover hides the truth.

  8. xo_brii_babyy11 xo_brii_babyy11
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 5:28pm UTC
    Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it, country-fy, then hip-hop it,
    put your halk in the sky, move side to side,
    jump to the left, stick it, gliiiide.
    Zig-zag
    across the floor, shuffle in diagonal, when the drum hits, hands on your hips, one foot in 180 twist,
    then a Zig-zag
    step, slide, lean it left, clap three times, shake it out,
    head to toe, throw it all together,
    that's how we roll!
    Do the Hoedown Throwdown!
    a l l m i n e 4 c o l o r s !! L y r i c s b y M i l e y C y r u s !!
    T o o k a w h i l e . . .

  9. FuzeNLifeWater FuzeNLifeWater
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2009 11:35am UTC
    He said that your PRETTY
    She said why are you telling me this now
    He said your not THAT pretty
    She said what do you mean by that
    He said well your best friend is A LOT prettier
    She said so.........
    He said I asked her out and she said yes
    She said u self centered jerk
    He said maybe if you improve then I'll take you back...maybe
    She said you jerk how could you do that to me?
    Best Friends said well he's hot and we arent that good of friends and
    I thought you would want the best for ME
    They no longer are friends...
    They no longer are going out...
    Best Friend is trying to come back to her..
    Rate high if this ever happened to you
    Or you think it will eventually


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. ninsterrr ninsterrr
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC
    i hated going to weddings.
    all the grandmas would poke me
    and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
    when i started doing it to them at
    f u n e r a l s .
    not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

  12. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:52am UTC
    Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
    1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
    9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
    hope you like it <3

  13. musicgirl917 musicgirl917
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2009 2:57pm UTC
    WSHG
    we stalk hot guys
    care to join our organization?
    the FBI is pretty jelous :)

  14. xXxRandomxXx xXxRandomxXx
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2008 11:46am UTC
    A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...STOP RACISIM!!Rate high if you agree^

  15. fashiongal99 fashiongal99
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 1:44pm UTC
    ••••••••••••••••
    Best friends are supposed to be forever,
    but what happens when forever ends a little too soon?
    ••••••••••••••••

  16. xloveOMDx xloveOMDx
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 2:29pm UTC
    OMG SO FUNNY u have to read the WHOLE thing.. made me laugh soo hard
    A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' . With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
    Dear Mom,
    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Dad.
    I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...... Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
    Love,
    Your son, Jonathan
    P. S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
    I love you.(Call me when it's safe to come home.)

  17. fo3v3rpinkxx fo3v3rpinkxx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 12:57pm UTC
    Death
    is life`s way of saying, your fired.
    Suicide
    is your way of saying, i quit .
    i liked this (:
    Credit to mint for the
    credit for the edit
    made by Emily_love_,
    (she did a good job i just fixed it for my profilee)

  18. ladybug765 ladybug765
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2009 8:30pm UTC
    - - not every girl - -
    has to have 4 juicys
    has to have 5 pairs of uggs
    has to have 10 coach bags
    has to have atleast 2 boyfriends a year
    has to have 7 lacoste polos
    has to have 3 vacation homes
    has to be the richest
    to tell the truth...
    im not even close to those standards

  19. ladybug765 ladybug765
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 7:30pm UTC
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