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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 4:29pm UTC

I wonder if fat drug dealers
sell Diet Coke

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eyehave2pee
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March 22, 2012 4:26pm UTC

A man asks a trainer in the gym:
"I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?"
Trainer replies:
"Use the ATM"

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eyehave2pee
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March 21, 2012 4:44pm UTC

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO TRYS TO STOP A THOUGHT IN MY HEAD BECAUSE I THINK SOMEONE CAN READ MY MIND?

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eyehave2pee
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March 21, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.

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eyehave2pee
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March 21, 2012 4:27pm UTC

Mom: What did you learn today hunny?
Me: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!

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eyehave2pee
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March 21, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Dear Face Wash Commercials,
Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that!!!
Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.

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eyehave2pee
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March 20, 2012 9:30pm UTC

i wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think
"i'd so tap that"

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eyehave2pee
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March 20, 2012 9:19pm UTC

I'm not sure how people get eaten by sharks...
I mean how do you not hear the music?

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eyehave2pee
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March 20, 2012 5:44pm UTC

I need advise........
long distant relationship........
Fav. if you think i should go for it <3
comment if you think other wise.
I need advise........

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 4:55pm UTC

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 4:35pm UTC

That annoying moment.
when the teacher picks the slowest reader in the class to read the passage.

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eyehave2pee
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March 19, 2012 6:48pm UTC

when your doing homework and WITTY accidently pops up.....

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 6:46pm UTC

"Awh look the Smurfs grew up!"
"Grandma, this is Avatar."
idonttakecreditfuckermadethisbtwfuckerrisabitch!whowontleavemealone!

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 7:40pm UTC

i need someone

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eyehave2pee
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March 15, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Friend-- cheer up girly there are more fish in the sea!!!
Me-- Ya but......
only 50% of them are guys,
25% are hot
13% are my age
7% are single
3% live close to me
1% go to my school
So i only get 1% and we are no where near the OCEAN so no fish for me!!!
Thanks ALOT!!!
Friend-- ummmm............ :/

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eyehave2pee
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March 15, 2012 4:52pm UTC

I saw a girl be picked on day after day because of a girl who thought she was soo cool....
the thing is the girl was just being who she was!!!! look around everyday we see people who desperatly try to fit it....
its a miracle when you meet someone who has no care in the world for what she looked like or seemed like to others......
thats until the day when Maggi started..... Maggi is a BULLY she bulley the girl everyday until one day she couldnt take it anymore...
that girl committed suiside.... that day was yesterday...
FOR ALL YOU BULLY's OUT THERE STOP NOW!!!!!!!! ITS NOT COOL AND U ARE BASICALLY KILLING SOMEONE!!!!
ITS NOT COOL SO STOP NOW!

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eyehave2pee
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March 15, 2012 4:38pm UTC

I Can't Believe its Not Butter now comes in a spray. What more do they have to do before we believe that it's not butter?

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eyehave2pee
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March 13, 2012 5:45pm UTC

Friends are like STARS
You can't always SEE
Them but they are ALWAYS
THERE

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Dear: McDonalds,
Please never sell hot dogs,
because i dont think i can order a Mc-Wiener with a serious face.
Sencerly,
Immature Teenager

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eyehave2pee
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Simon says jump. Simon didn't say land, you're all out.

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