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  1. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  2. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

    -------------------------
    Not mine. I just love it

  3. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  4. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:40am UTC
    This is so beautiful. I had to share it.
    Taylor Swift wrote a song about a 4 year old boy named Ronan
    who died of cancer last year.
    She performed it tonight for standup2cancer.org.
    It is now available on Itunes.
    All proceeds benefit cancer charities.
    Ronan
    I remember your bare feet,
    Down the hallway,
    I remember your little laugh.
    Racecars on the kitchen floor,
    Plastic dinosaurs
    I love you to the moon and back..
    I remember your blue eyes,
    Lookin' into mine,
    Like we had our own secret club,
    I remember you dancin',
    Before bedtime,
    Then jumpin' on me wakin' me up,
    I can still feel you hold my hand,
    Little man,
    And even the moment I knew,
    You fought it hard like an army guy,
    Remember I leaned in and whispered to you,
    Come on baby with me,
    We're gonna fly away, from here,
    You were my best,
    Four years,
    I remember the drive home,
    When the blind hope,
    Turned to cryin' and screamin' why
    Flowers piled up in the worst way,
    No one knows what to say,
    About beautiful boy who died.
    And it's about to be Halloween,
    You could be anything,
    You wanted if you were still here,
    I remember the last day,
    When I kissed your face,
    And whispered in your ear,
    Come on baby with me, we're gonna fly away, from here,
    Out of this curtained room, and this hospital grey,
    We'll just disappear,
    Come on baby with me, we're gonna fly away, from here,
    You were my best,
    Four years,
    And what if I'm standin' in your closet,
    Tryin' to talk to you?
    And what if I kept the hand-me-downs you won't grow into?
    And what if I really thought, some miracle would see us through?
    But what if the miracle, was getting one moment, with you,
    Come on baby, with me, we're gonna fly away,
    From here,
    Come on baby, with me, we're gonna fly away,
    From here,
    You were my best, four years,
    I remember your barefeet, down the hallway,
    I love you to the moon and back.

  5. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    Depression feels like home,
    happiness is just a place to visit.

  6. keegster keegster
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    MY VERSION OF FLIRTING IS LOOKING
    AT SOMEONE I FIND ATTRACTIVE
    MULTIPLE TIMES AND HOPING THEY
    ARE MORE BRAVE THAN I AM

  7. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    i ripped through the clouds
    to talk with the MAN IN THE SKY. x x x i said
    I saID TaKe THIs For wHaT IT Is.
    i t h i n k y o u ' r e a t a b b i t p r e j u i d i c e a g a i n s t t h e o n e s l i k e u s
    THAT ARE SEARCHING FOR THE ANSWERS.
    ( he said kid you don't know s h i t, you should go back home and live, )
    in that quiet town you
    LeFT BeHInD

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    I am the most socially awkward human being alive.
    teacher: if you're here,could you say yes, please.
    teacher: *calls my name*
    me: yes please.
    me: *facepalm*

  9. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    Favorite This Quote If:
    You're depressed.
    You lost someone who meant a lot to you.
    You got your heart broken recently.
    You're a victim of bullying.
    You feel invisible.
    You've had/have suicidal thoughts.
    You hate yourself.
    You think you're ugly.
    You've been called names.
    You've been stabbed in back.
    You've been replaced by someone you thought cared about you.
    You feel worthless sometimes.
    You wish you could be someone else.
    You think you're a waste of space.
    Let me tell you something, gorgeous. If you favorited this quote, I want to tell you this You shouldn't
    feel this way at all. I want you to look in the mirror. I want you to feel your heart beating. I want
    you to think of all the people who love you. To them, you're perfect. To me, you're perfect.
    Don't bring yourself down. You're .. beautiful.
    Trust me.
    Don't believe me? Comment me. I'll give a hundred reasons why you should love your life.
    I will never let you feel like you're facing this alone.

  10. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    [♥][♥][♥]
    CHILDHOOD IS LIKE:
    being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did....except you.
    [♥][♥][♥]

  11. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    Gym class;
    the only reason to shave your legs in the winter.

  12. LoveLikeWoexD LoveLikeWoexD
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    Blanket on; to hot.
    Blanket off; to cold.
    One leg out; Perfect.
    until the demon
    from paranormal activity grabs it and drags you down the hall

  13. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    i die a little inside
    ♥ ♥ ♥ everytime i see a old person eating alone at a restaurant ♥ ♥ ♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

  14. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC
    My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
    Please fave this if you're not an old man.

  15. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    format by; idance
    regular marriage and gay marriage
    are like bikini tops and bras,
    the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.

  16. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    WHEN MY AUNT HAD CANCER,
    Did I make a quote asking for favs for support?
    \\\\\\\\\\ NO, I DIDN'T. //////////
    What did I do instead?
    I left my computer, left Witty,
    ---------- and spent more time with her. ----------

  17. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I'm Do You Realize That
    any of us could have walked past each other at any moment in our lives and not have known it
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Year 2392
    Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
    Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
    Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

  20. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL:
    1. I'm tired.
    2. I'm cold.
    3. I don't get it.
    4. I'm hungry.
    5. What time is it?
    6. I want to go home.

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