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  1. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 10:35am UTC
    the awkward moment
    when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale...

  2. wefoundlovex15 wefoundlovex15
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 12:44am UTC
    "Fave" if this has ever happened to you:
    You ask your mom or dad ONE
    simple question and instead of
    giving you a YES or NO anwser
    they keep going on and on and
    on about it and your just sitting
    there like "... you could of just said
    no."
    -_-


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    I just found out that starfish don't have brains...Patrick Star's stupidity now makes so much sense. I feel like, after so many years, I've finally seen the light.

  5. Erinlovesyouboo Erinlovesyouboo
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    Fave this if
    if your kids turn out to be gay,
    you will still support them

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    suck in my stomach, pinch my waist
    spend hours touching up my face
    but i guess it doesn't matter what I do,
    I'll never be good enough for you.

  7. beingstronggx3 beingstronggx3
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    "Good Girl"
    Since when am i a dog?

  8. winkedyesterday5 winkedyesterday5
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:49am UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    Today I found out that "Made in China" stickers, are made in Korea.
    MIND=BLOWN
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. xBiebersShawtyx xBiebersShawtyx
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    I've never
    actually seen
    someone slip
    on a banana peel..


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. winkedyesterday5 winkedyesterday5
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 10:35am UTC
    I bet Waldo's parents are worried sick.

  12. kclove5 kclove5 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 12:51am UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 2:06pm UTC
    format by; idance
    questions ASKED when YOU SEE TWINS;
    10% - who's older?
    5%- do you share the same room?
    5%- do you ever get bored?
    80%- are you twins?

  14. blankwolf* blankwolf*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    *Paper basketball shot misses trashcan*
    -WALK OF SHAME TO PICK IT UP-

  15. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 11:04am UTC
    Like this if..
    you are a
    1990-1998 kid

  16. sarahthecow sarahthecow
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    so, the girls in my grade ;
    seem to think that it is absolutely hilarious to joke about
    suicide,
    cutting,
    and depression.
    they laugh practically every time it`s brought up.

    fave if you think this is awful.

  17. VictoriaRose88 VictoriaRose88
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    Fave if you miss someone
    right now)":
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    "Never Mind."
    Definition: You should've listened the first 5 times

  19. GillyHicks GillyHicks
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    i used to pretend i was asleep after night car-rides to be carried inside. ♥
    not my format.

  20. AlyssaLovesYou13 AlyssaLovesYou13
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    I don't have bad handwriting.
    I just have my own font.♥

:)

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