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rosiiex17
posted a quote
May 9, 2009 10:48am UTC

Picture Quotes!
[ <div><span style="color: #ffcc00"><span><span style="background-position: 50% 50%; display: block; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px; background-image: url(DIRECT CODE GOES HERE); margin: 0px 0px 4px; width: 480px; background-repeat: no-repeat; height: 337px;"> ]
^^just enter that under source..copy the direct link on the picture and put it where it says (DIRECT CODE GOES HERE)...then click source again and your picture should be there. and you can add words and quotess.
comment if you have any questionsss.
thanks to emily for helping me*

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xXxRandomxXx
posted a quote
October 30, 2008 11:46am UTC

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...STOP RACISIM!!Rate high if you agree^

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dramaqueen61896
posted a quote
April 10, 2009 3:53pm UTC

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
(first pet + car you want)
cocoa cadillac
YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME:
(“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
the dancing storm tour
YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
(first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
Jennifer June
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
favorite color + favorite animal)
pink unicorn [lol!]
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name + city where you were born)
Elizabeth St. Louis
YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
Sarlo
SUPERHERO NAME
(“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
the yellow dacari
NASCAR NAME:
(the first names of your grandfathers)
Glen Larry
STRIPPER NAME:
(the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent + favorite candy)
Juicy Snickers [OMG THATS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(mother’s and father’s middle names )
Marie Gerard
TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME:
(Your fifth grade teacher’s last name + a major city that starts with the same letter)
Wilkinson Washington
SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
(your favorite season/holiday + flower)
Summer Daisy
CARTOON NAME:
(favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
Lemon Sweatshirtie
HIPPY NAME:
(what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
Nothing Lemon
VAMPIRE NAME:
(Name you want + Cullen)
Mandy cullen
THAT WAS FUNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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XoQueen_of_KingsX3
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 10:59am UTC

Its 11:10pm . .
ok... just one minute.
so tonight, im gonna wish
that you would hug me [tight] tomorrow.
wait .. no... k i s s me. :]
with your gorgeous lips.
and your always messy always cute hair.
i love how you make me feel so ...
im not sure what the feeling is but
i love it.
so tonight im gonna wish that you kis--
DAMMIT! UGH its 11:12pm.
(i have to plan my wishes earlier....)
[<3]

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PiinkPopcorn
posted a quote
March 19, 2009 2:42pm UTC

Oh Boy;
you took the "L" out of
Lover...
now it's just
over.

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qquuootteessbbyymmee
posted a quote
March 19, 2009 9:57pm UTC

I Remember When
hearing your name would make my
heart flutter; the sound of your voice
would make my knees wobble; your
smile would knock me out; a glance
from you would make my day; and
your laugh could make me feel faint.
[& now?]
i see you and you make me want to
hurt you so bad that you're lucky i
don't punch you right in the face. oh
boy, you'd just be lucky if when you
pass me i don't VOMIT all over you.
*</3*

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ekdances
posted a quote
March 22, 2009 12:09am UTC

&& HAVING A BOY BREAKUP WITH YOU AND SAYING
"we can just be friends"
IS LIKE YOU DOG DYING, AND YOUR MOM SAYING
"well, we can still keep it!"

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sksx9
posted a quote
March 15, 2009 4:57pm UTC

i wish! :DDDD

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WittyStuffB
posted a quote
March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC

What the hell was God thinking?
Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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HeyyxItsxHollie
posted a quote
March 7, 2009 8:33pm UTC

me and you are like...
Lilo and Stitch ;;
Abercrombie and Fitch ;;
mac and cheese ;;
thank you and please ;;
bees and honey ;;
Easter and bunnies ;;
sleeping and dreams ;;
cookies and cream ;;
scones and jam ;;
green eggs and ham ;;
selena and demi ;;
Linguini and Remy ;;
PB & J
I'll never go away
I'm here to stay
No matter what you say
you and me are best friends forever
we'll always stick together
and never say never
forever and ever
-------------------------------------------------------------------
noo credit...not sure where its from tho...i just did the fonts and colors and edited a lil bit

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ninsterrr
posted a quote
February 19, 2009 1:58pm UTC

U&I may be together on the keyboard,
but ever noticed how under that is
J&K as in *just kidding*

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xbl0ndiiex
posted a quote
March 15, 2009 9:36pm UTC

never kiss guys with eyes of brown, theyll kiss you once then let you down.
dont kiss guys with eyes of green, theyll kiss you once then make you scream.
always kiss guys with eyes of blue, theyll kiss you once then always stay true.
[♥] [♥] [♥]

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xgymnastchick10x
posted a quote
March 14, 2009 6:59pm UTC

Hey Everyonee! wanna see something cool?
okay just 5 steps and your theree! its amazing.
1.) Go to google.com
2.) go to google images, then look up whatever is on your mindd!
3.) then in the url (address bar) put in this codee! (below)
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200;DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style;DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin (R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0)
im not going to ruin the surprise.
but do it and you will see, its
a pretty cool thing!have funn ;)

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XoSexxayquotes01
posted a quote
March 19, 2009 4:37pm UTC

Be A Rebel...
Drink From the milk carton.
Color Outside the lines.
Laugh in Dead Silence.
Play out in the snow... without snowpants.
Jump in a pool... with your clothes on.
Take a chance.....
fall in love.

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dinoexgoesxrawrr
posted a quote
March 4, 2009 11:26pm UTC

Forever;;
the sickest;;
KIDS.

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dinoexgoesxrawrr
posted a quote
March 5, 2009 8:50am UTC

March 4, 2009.
Dear Diary,
I have a confession.
Theres this girl.
And we used to be bestfriends.
Now..
She's a straight up hoe.(:
sincerely,
Morgan Leigh Cooper.

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dinoexgoesxrawrr
posted a quote
March 10, 2009 9:02pm UTC

Girl1895 signs on.
Boy3347signs on.
she says: heyy.
he says: hey! guess what?!
she says: ohh.. I dont know.
he says: I asked ____* out today.
she says: ..thats really sweet...
he says: yeahh. she said yes too.
she says: guess what?
he says: hmm?
she says: I love you.&I always have.
he says: look, im rea-
Girl1895 signs off.
he says: I love you too.

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applejacks10000
posted a quote
December 25, 2008 9:10am UTC

Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher fainted.
Got this is an email.
I thought it was funny. xD

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