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erfie555

1. erfie555
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 8:49pm UTC
   Me: *eating food* I should really go on a diet...
   Food:
   Me:
   Food:
   Me: *continues to eat*
   
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2. erfie555
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 7:57pm UTC
   That Moment When..
   You don't want to fave a quote because it has 69 likes
   Format: twilightgirl995
   
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3. erfie555
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2012 1:53pm UTC
   Things would be so much better if I were dead.
   
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4. erfie555
   posted a quote
   November 28, 2011 12:16am UTC
   You Know You're a Real 90's Kid If...
   You can sing the whole rap to the theme song of
   "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
   
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5. erfie555
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 11:56pm UTC
   That akward moment when.....
   the only thing you know on a test is your name and the date.
   
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6. erfie555
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2011 6:44pm UTC
   Friendship is like peeing on yourself.
   Everyone can see it,
   but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
   <3
   
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7. erfie555
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2011 10:43am UTC
   That awkward moment....
   when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier,
   they're not even back yet.....
   
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8. erfie555
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2011 10:10am UTC
   I Love You,
   You Love Me.
   Let's go out and kill Barney!
   With a shotgun, bang bang--
   Barney's on the floor.
   No more purple dinosaur :)
   
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9. erfie555
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2011 10:49am UTC
   There are 7 continents,
   196 countries,
   50 states,
   5 oceans,
   8 planets,
   and I had the unfortunate luck to meet
   YOUR. DUMB. SELF.
   
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