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Crazychick1999
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July 11, 2012 4:37am UTC

You can't spell beautiful without be u :D

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issabeel
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July 11, 2012 4:54am UTC

- Zayn Javadd Malik <3
uyyyy , his name <3
( directioners should follow me , i'll flollow back (: )

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issabeel
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July 11, 2012 4:56am UTC

- harry & louis have slept naked together <3

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IBeHetze
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July 11, 2012 12:35am UTC

Changing your whole text
Because you can't spell one word.

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Sunshinelollipops
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July 11, 2012 12:45am UTC

I wasn’t mad. Then you asked me seven times if I was mad.
Now I’m mad.

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kait123
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July 11, 2012 12:47am UTC

'Turns off light before going to bed':
OMG run for the bed before the demon gets you

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maddylove7
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July 11, 2012 12:53am UTC

Snooki's having a baby boy!
Actually, its not a baby. Its a 26 year old man that's been looking for a way out since season one.

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ColorfulWanderer
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July 10, 2012 3:28pm UTC

Pretending To Die In front Of Your Younger Sibling, To see how they react

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TheWrittenInfection
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July 10, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Flipping my hair,
and not knowing
if I'm pretending to be Willow Smith
or overwhelming One Direction....

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poohbear102396
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March 14, 2012 7:04pm UTC

i don't live to please you.

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emmapreis96
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March 13, 2012 5:36pm UTC

Bus driver: HEY who DID that.
friend: it was emma
me(emma): my names nicole?

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xxniicoleexx
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March 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC

*Opens pack of bread*
*skips the first piece because it's ugly*
Fav if this is you:)

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secret_agent_in_space
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 6:39pm UTC

Putting your hand
over your mouth
while you're talking to someone else,
does not mean
I can't hear you.

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starfhish_10
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March 13, 2012 6:21pm UTC

If you belive in God fave this quote if you don't
( hold your cursor over this quote)

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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March 13, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Top 6 Lies People Tell
1) Im fine
2) that was my last piece of gum.
3) I'll call you back.
4) I'm coming mom!
5) I never got that text.
6) I have read and agreed to the terms & conditions.

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classielassiestorm
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 6:39pm UTC

Kony; We can't catch him, but we
can take incredible HD pictures of him.

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emmapreis96
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 8:04pm UTC

your so ugly,
you have to sneak up on your mirror.

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ThatsSoMeee
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March 13, 2012 4:40pm UTC

Teacher
Why do I hear talking?
Student
Because you have ears.

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rachel6931
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March 13, 2012 4:14pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
One Direction
allcredittocaptivated
Big Time Rush

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yellowdino16
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March 13, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Admit it;
You facebook stalk him. You silently freak out on every girl who writes on his wall. You keep the online friends tab open to see if he gets online. You over think your status updates just incase he reads them. You look at all his photos (even if you've seen them all before).
Trust me you're not alone.
nmf-q

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