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emmapreis96

1. emmapreis96
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 1:16am UTC
   When you're watching or looking at one direction and you have to calm your self down before you go crazy
   is that just me or?
   
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2. emmapreis96
   posted a quote
   March 13, 2012 5:36pm UTC
   Bus driver: HEY who DID that.
   friend: it was emma
   me(emma): my names nicole?
   
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3. emmapreis96
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 8:04pm UTC
   your so ugly,
   you have to sneak up on your mirror.
   
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4. emmapreis96
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2012 6:10pm UTC
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5. emmapreis96
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 12:57pm UTC
   FA V this if you take a shower,
   LETS seee whos DIRTY
   
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6. emmapreis96
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 11:17am UTC
   guy: hey whats your name?
   girl:lexziiiee, wbu?(:
   guy:jake
   girl: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahahahaahahahahahahhahaha lmfao! HA
   guy: whats wrong. is there something wrong with me?
   girl: thats the name of my dead dog. im miss him
   the user is currently offline try again later. . <3
   
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7. emmapreis96
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 9:38am UTC
   conffidence is something
   you cant whipe off<3
   
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8. emmapreis96
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 9:09am UTC
   girl: hunny so today in work i saw the most
   boy: sshhh shhh shhh shh. i havee something more important to tell you its so important you dont even understand.
   girl: fine, what?
   buy: make me a sandwhich.
   
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9. emmapreis96
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 9:00am UTC
   i named my ipod titanic.
   when i saw it was syncing.
   i felt like a hero and pressed cancel
   
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