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  1. justalittle732 justalittle732
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    Here's to the kids
    who memorize lyrics
    faster then vocab words.

  2. WhyYouGottaBeSoMean WhyYouGottaBeSoMean
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    Who Remembers,
    Playing sweet or sour?

  3. MexshicanTaco MexshicanTaco
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Pssss PSSSSSS!!!! wanna hear a secret ?
    Victoria
    fav if u get it

  4. juicy321 juicy321
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 9:49am UTC
    i dont know if i should start making one direction facts .... i need help deciding,
    comment if i
    should start a series or not (: thanks!!!

  5. elicream988 elicream988
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    On a scale of 1-10
    your a 9
    and
    Im the 1 you need♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    Stop following rules and start creating your own.
    It's okay to think outside the box.

  8. elicream988 elicream988
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    All guys should learn from Mario Bros.
    "No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.”

  9. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    Don't text me while I'm texting you,
    now I have to change my text.

  10. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    You know it's going to be a good story when,
    it starts off with "So this b*tch.."

  11. elicream988 elicream988
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    He lies, She cries. He's not sorry but he apologizes. She complains, he doesn't change. But yet, she still stays.

  12. worldwidedreams worldwidedreams
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you wave back because you though that wave was for you..but it wasn't

  13. brooke* brooke*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    K
    K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, K stands for "Kidding". So your reply is "Kidding"? Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some special K in breakfast? K, as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has a K in it.
    nmf/q

  14. Awesomename Awesomename
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    2012: "Lets go choke on cinnamon!!"

  15. KattyBieber KattyBieber
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    "Everyday I'm buffering"- YouTube ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Bubblegirl Bubblegirl
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    THE TEACHER SAYS TO A LITTLE BOY WHAT ARE THE FIRST 5 LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET THE BELL RANG SO SHE SAID TO DO THAT FOR HOMEWORK AND SHE WILL ASK HIM TOMORROW SO HE GOES HOME AND SAYS MOM WHATS THE FIRST LETTER OF THE ALPHABET? SHE YELLS SHUT UP! (SHE WAS ON THE PHONE) HE SAYS OK ILL GO ASK SISSY HE WALKS UPSATIRS AND SAYS TO HIS SISTER WHAT IS THE SECOND LETTER OF THE ALPHABET SHE SAYS YA YA YA (SHE WAS SINGING KEREOKE) HE SAYS OK ILL ASK BROTHER SO HE WALKS INTO IS BROTHERS ROOM AND SAYS WHATS THE THIRD LETTER OF THE ALPHABET HE SAYS BATMAN! (HE WAS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES) THE LITTLE BOY SAYS OK ILL ASK THE PLUMBER SO HE WALKS INTO THE BATHROOM AND SAYS WHATS FOURTH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET HE SAYS ON THE TOILET! SO THE LITTLE BOY SAYS OK ILL ASK THE HOT DOG MAN WHAT THE FIFTH LETTER OF THE ALPHBET IS SO HE WALKS OUTSIDE AND SAYS WHATS THE FIFTH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET THE HOT DOG MAN SAYS MY BUNS ARE READY (HE WAS TOASTING HOT DOG BUNS) SO THE LITTLE BOY GOES INTO SCHOOL AND THE TEACHER ASKS WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET THE BOY SAYS SHUT UP! THE TEACHER SAYS DO YOU WANNA GO TO THE PRICIPALS OFFICE THE BOY SAYS YA YA YA SO HE IS AT THE PRICIPALS OFFICE AND THE PRICIPAL SAYS WHATS YOUR NAME THE LITTLE BOY SAYS BATMAN! THE PRICIPAL SAYS WHERE DO YOU LIVE THE LITTLE BOY SAYS ON THE TOILET! THE PRICIPAL SAYS DO YOU WANT A SPANKING THE LITTLE BOY SYAS MY BUNZ ARE READY!!!
    COMMENT FAVE AND FOLLOW!

  18. poodlelomein35 poodlelomein35
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're making a quote and your like "This is sooo good, it's totally gonna be a top quote" and then it gets like 6 faves. :)

  19. 12wishestonight 12wishestonight
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    is it just me, or does everyone scroll past quotes with small black font no matter how long it is, and read the big colorful fonts no matter how long it is?
    lol :D

  20. KattyBieber KattyBieber
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Why do we need Algebra?
    Finding X is only useful when
    you're a pirate.

:)

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