Witty Profiles

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srtecstasy
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January 27, 2013 11:22pm UTC
I will find a way to let you go
And no longer the pain will show

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hiyaxxx
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January 27, 2013 5:58pm UTC
this happened to me today with a five year old.
her: Anna...
me: Yes?
her: Jake said the 'R' word to me today...
me: Erm, I don't know an 'R' word, you sure it was a swear word?
her: Yes, do you want me to whisper it to you?
me: Erm, ok....
her: *whispers* Pathetic.
I couldn't stop laughing.

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MDog
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January 27, 2013 10:32pm UTC
Me: May I go to the bathroom
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, What do you think for?

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