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elleisabeast
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April 9, 2012 10:34am UTC

Dora teaches us how to speak Spanish but,
who teaches her?

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elleisabeast
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 3:09pm UTC

One of my classmates graduation speeches: I will miss you all so much. I hope you do wonderful in your academic future.
My graduation speech: I hate all you F*ckers, I'm out!

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elleisabeast
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April 7, 2012 3:06pm UTC

One of my classmates graduation speeches: I will miss you all so much. I hope you do wonderful in your academic future.
My graduation speech: I hate all you F*ckers, I'm out!

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elleisabeast
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April 7, 2012 3:01pm UTC

Trying to die infront of your pet,
just to see,
If it tries to save you ♥

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elleisabeast
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 2:58pm UTC

I love rumors
I find out so much about myself
that I didn't even know ♥
nmf
nmq

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elleisabeast
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April 1, 2012 6:25pm UTC

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elleisabeast
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March 26, 2012 1:25pm UTC

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. IF your still posting about Kony, i feel bad for you son, he snatched 99 kids last night and your qoute saved none of them.
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elleisabeast
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 1:18pm UTC

Favorite for a name
Thats sounds cute with yours.
I will try to do all of them(:

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elleisabeast
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 4:32pm UTC

dieing. #peaceout
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elleisabeast
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March 22, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Getting stung by a bee in March. wooooo!
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posted a quote
March 22, 2012 4:25pm UTC

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elleisabeast
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 3:36pm UTC

I like texting myself off of my friends phone
and writing this long message
that makes me sound like I am in love with myself.
only me?<3

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elleisabeast
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 7:47pm UTC

The walk of shame...
when you fail at throwing a ball of
paper into the bin.

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elleisabeast
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 6:28pm UTC

I think my IPhone is broken.
I pressed the home button and I'm still at school.

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elleisabeast
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Sometimes,
when I close my eyes, I can't see.
♥ Fave if you have the same problem♥
nmq&nmf

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elleisabeast
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 6:07pm UTC

That akward moment when . . .
a faceless, emotionless, white mannequin
can pull off an outfit better than you can.

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elleisabeast
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 5:07pm UTC

I renamed all my files to "the world," so every day when I "save" the world I feel important.

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elleisabeast
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Got a problem with me?
Solve it .
Think i'm trippin?
Tie my shoes.
Can't stand me?
Sit back down.
Can't face me?
Turn around.

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elleisabeast
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 4:38pm UTC

that moment of glory
when you understand something in math.
♥

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elleisabeast
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 10:04am UTC

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