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  1. sarwaaah_lovee sarwaaah_lovee
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 9:01am UTC
    Men are like bank accounts,
    Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest

  2. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Hello substitute teacher,
    Goodbye assigned seats♥

  3. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    Those annoying people
    who constantly ask questions during movies-__-

  4. Tdonahue12 Tdonahue12
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 12:55pm UTC
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    Son: Dad can I go to a 50 cent concert.?
    Dad: sure, here's a dollar, take your sister too...

    Format bygrayclouds28
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  5. Crazypianokeyz Crazypianokeyz
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 11:29am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Who else agrees that
    It would be amazing to have your wedding
    on 11/11/11 at 11:11
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    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  6. debz_ debz_
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 11:27am UTC
    Comment your age.
    >>Lets see what the average age of wittiers is.<<
    nmf

  7. ChrisD ChrisD
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    Awkwardly standing there
    while your friend talks too someone you don't know...

  8. BreeVee BreeVee
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    Teacher:
    you failed the test.
    St udent:
    you failed to educate me.

:)

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