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elle321

1. elle321
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   February 2, 2012 2:48pm UTC
   did you know that the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle have the same tune
   i bet that right now your probably singing them in your head right now if you are you are sooo cool if not well then you either now this oor your tired and i respect that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
   
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2. elle321
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   December 24, 2011 9:20am UTC
   Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss so dont do it
   
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3. elle321
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   December 24, 2011 9:18am UTC
   last night i layed in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself were the heck is the ceiling :)
   
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4. elle321
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   November 25, 2011 9:59am UTC
   There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!.
   
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5. elle321
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   November 25, 2011 9:56am UTC
   IF A WORD IN THE DICTIONARY WAS MISSPELT HOW WOULD WE KNOW ?
   
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6. elle321
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   November 25, 2011 9:40am UTC
   ALWAYS FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES THATS WHAT ANNOYS THEM THE MOST
   
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7. elle321
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   November 24, 2011 2:06pm UTC
   honk if you love peace and quiet
   
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8. elle321
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   November 24, 2011 2:01pm UTC
   dont you go to the cabinet then completely forget why your there then realise
   
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9. elle321
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   November 24, 2011 1:39pm UTC
   when i make a facebook account the name will be nobody so when i see something completely pointless i'll like it and it will say nobody likes this :)
   
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10. elle321
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    November 24, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
    
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11. elle321
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    November 24, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    if you die in an elevator be sure to press the up button
    
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12. elle321
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    November 24, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    there are no stupid questions just stupid people
    
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13. elle321
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    November 24, 2011 12:55pm UTC
    The average women would rather have beauty than brains, becuase the average man can see better than he can think
    
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14. elle321
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    November 24, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    a day without sunshine is like, well, night:]
    
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15. elle321
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    November 24, 2011 12:47pm UTC
    he who laughs last, thinks slowest
    
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