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  1. eftihia95 eftihia95
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2009 8:06am UTC
    Oh iM soRRy, ThAt waS my lAsT piEcE oF guM...
    B I G G E S T L I E I N A M E R I C A .

  2. eftihia95 eftihia95
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 6:28pm UTC
    Don't be afraid of [death],
    be afraid of the unlived
    l i f e
    -Angus Tuck
    Tuck Everlasting
    cutest movie everr!!!

  3. eftihia95 eftihia95
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 10:09pm UTC
    What really happens in Social Studies:
    We held a wedding. The teacher didn't even notice.
    The couple? Two guys named Mike && Joe.
    Don't ask.

  4. eftihia95 eftihia95
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2009 8:03am UTC
    ROOT BEER IN CEREAL.RAKING LEAVES WITH A BROOM.POPCORN WITH SYRUP.ORANGE JUICE AS PERFUME
    Ever Since He Broke My Heart That Night;
    ILJust*Can'tISeem*ToEDo*AnythingSRight

  5. eftihia95 eftihia95
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2009 8:25pm UTC
    even if the sky is falling...
    down like she posed to be
    she gets down low for me
    down like her temperature
    cuz to me shes zero degrees
    she cold; overfreeze
    i got that girl from overseas
    now shes my miss america
    so can be her soldier please
    im fightin for this girl
    on a battle field of love
    dont we look like baby cupid
    sendin arrows from above
    dont u ever leave the side of me
    idefinately, not probably
    and honestly
    im down the economy
    baby don't worry
    you are my only
    no need to worry
    baby are you...
    down
    down
    down
    down
    down

  6. kaaaylax3 kaaaylax3
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    My prized possession one and only ♥
    -Justin Bieber

  7. IMMaBlondeee IMMaBlondeee
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2010 11:25am UTC
    Im overboard///
    and I NEED YOU NOW <3
    pull me up///
    I cant swim on my own<3
    its too much///
    Feels like Im D without your LOVE<3
    R
    O
    W
    N
    I
    N
    G
    so throw yourself out to me..............
    MY LIFESAVER<3

  8. eftihia95 eftihia95
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2010 11:43am UTC
    I Know How The World Ends In 2012....
    Justin Bieber takes over the world
    Why do you think he named his albums
    My World
    and
    My World 2.0
    ??
    Bieber Fever is taking over the planet.
    "Remember this is Bieber's world, and you're just living in it...
    Bieber or Die!"
    -justin bieber on Funny or Die when he took over on April Fools Day.

  9. you_belong_with_me_x3 you_belong_with_me_x3
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2010 4:53pm UTC
    it's a quarter after one;;
    i'm a little drunk;;
    &+ i need you now..
    --->lady antebellum

  10. ForeverYoung_ ForeverYoung_
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 4:29pm UTC
    At one time, most of my friends could hear the bell.
    But as years passed, it fell silent for all of them.
    Even Sarah found one Christmas that she could
    no longer hear its sweet sound. Though I've
    grown old, the bell still rings for me.
    As it does for all who truly believe.

  11. I_less_than_3_you I_less_than_3_you
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 1:28pm UTC
    A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
    won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies,
    "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
    She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
    I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
    hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
    could say or ask that I would find offensive."
    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
    #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."
    The cab driver is very excited and says,
    "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
    The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
    He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
    "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
    "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I
    must confess, I'm married and I am a Baptist."
    The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party,
    and my name is Kevin." *

  12. live_laugh_love45 live_laugh_love45
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    Another -->turning point;
    a fork> stuck in the road.
    Time grabs you by the w r i s t;
    directs you where to go.
    So make the best of this test
    and don't ask w.h.y.
    It's not a question*
    but a lesson learned in time.
    It's something unpredictable,
    but in the end is right.
    I hope you had
    .:.:.the time of your life.:.:.

  13. horsegirlsxo horsegirlsxo
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    April 1, 2009 11:03pm UTC
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    April 2, 2009 12:24am UTC
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  15. LoVeLiFexOx3 LoVeLiFexOx3
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2009 4:18pm UTC
    myfeelingsforyouis
    completly [[<3]] unexplainable.

  16. LoVeLiFexOx3 LoVeLiFexOx3
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2009 8:17pm UTC
    Live:]
    Laugh:D
    Love♥

  17. LoVeLiFexOx3 LoVeLiFexOx3
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2009 7:47pm UTC
    && i promise i will neverrr forget yoouu.
    <3

  18. LoVeLiFexOx3 LoVeLiFexOx3
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2009 9:26pm UTC
    ihateitwhenthatsong
    matches right up with you and me </3

  19. LoVeLiFexOx3 LoVeLiFexOx3
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2009 10:32pm UTC
    theres only
    1
    thing
    2
    do.
    3
    words
    4
    you.
    iloveyou.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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