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dream_outloud

1. dream_outloud
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 2:19pm UTC
   That moment when you realize that Hakuna Matata was the PG version of I don't give a f//uck.
   
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2. dream_outloud
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 2:16pm UTC
   I CAN'T TAKE THIS
   LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
   ANYMORE.
   Fridge, you're coming to my room.
   NMQ
   :)
   
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3. dream_outloud
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 2:12pm UTC
   Life is hard.
   Everything I like is either
   illegal
   immoral
   fattening
   expensive
   or impossible.
   EXCEPT
   the internet.
   The internet's good.
   
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4. dream_outloud
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   June 28, 2013 1:56pm UTC
   WITH GREAT POWER
   COMES... A GREAT
   ELECTRICITY BILL
   
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5. dream_outloud
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 1:50pm UTC
   Where I'm going this Summer:
   1. Paris
   -Eiffel tower
   2. New York
   -Times square
   -Go shopping
   3. To the kitchen
   -Get food
   Yup, sounds about right.
   
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6. dream_outloud
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 1:37pm UTC
   You're single?
   Well, 90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it.
   
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7. dream_outloud
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 1:31pm UTC
   HOW TO TALK TO ME WHEN I'M P//ISSED OFF:
   don't.
   
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8. dream_outloud
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 1:26pm UTC
   "There's always a light at the end of the tunnel."
   No, that "light" is a f//ucking train, and you're gonna get f//ucking killed.
   The logic of every pessimist.
   
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9. dream_outloud
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 1:21pm UTC
   Having a rotary phone wasn't all that bad.
   I mean, I miss being able to slam the phone down
   when I hang up on somebody.
   Violently pressing "end call" just doesn't have the same effect.
   nmq
   
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10. dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    Friend: Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: ....
    Me: Well that's a f//ucking good question.
    
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11. dream_outloud
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    I'm not lazy, I just rest...
    before I get tired
    
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