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ErinIsTheName*
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September 15, 2012 9:16am UTC

Texting someone and falling asleep while waiting for there reply.

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cmc443
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September 15, 2012 9:41am UTC

plot twist: life hands you limes

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September 15, 2012 10:33am UTC

Everybody speeds incredibly fast down neighborhood roads, so when someone actually goes the speedlimit, you think they're a creeper

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September 15, 2012 10:36am UTC

Online Chat
Me: Hey
Stranger: Hi, are you female?
Me: No
Stranger: Are you male?
Me: No
Stranger; What are you then?
Me: Not sure. I'll research it
Stranger: ...
Me: I seem to be human...but nor male or female.
Stranger: You could be both.
Me; Seems like a possibilty
Stranger: um.
Me: Ah, I see.
Stranger: See what?
Me: What I am
Stranger: What are you then?
Me; Can't remember.
Stranger: Well that's useful
Me: Yes, I suppose it was.
Stranger: I was being sarcastic
Me: So was I.
Me: Two people can play at that game
Stranger: What game?
Me: Shut your face.
SIGNS OFF

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WeAllWantLove
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September 15, 2012 10:38am UTC

im sick of being in this long distance relationship.
that's it the fridge is moving into my room.

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September 15, 2012 10:43am UTC

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September 15, 2012 11:31am UTC

When I see a couple making out,
I'll scream "I knew you were seeing somebody else!" and run away crying.

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September 15, 2012 11:38am UTC

I was in the bank earlier when a man ran in and shouted, "Everybody put your hands in the air."
"Excuse me, sir, but this is a bank, not a party," I replied.

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dr3am
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September 15, 2012 11:39am UTC

Karen: Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.
Karen: And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it.
Karen: And I'm sorry for repeating it now.

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Hehe14
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September 3, 2012 7:01pm UTC

Boy : There are 21 letters in thealphabet right?
Girl : No there are 26
Boy : Oh Yeah I forgot u, r, a, q, t
Boy
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CoollStoryyBroo
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September 3, 2012 7:05pm UTC

I like poetry,
Long walks on the beach,
and poking dead things with a stick.

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Karebear123
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September 3, 2012 7:09pm UTC

stop scrolling
I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL:)
you may now continue

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dramamama2a
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August 11, 2011 11:18am UTC

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Um sorry to ruin your fun dancing banana but last time i checked its 5:30. : /

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August 11, 2011 11:31am UTC

So I was watching Dora the other day (hey there was nothing else on don't judge, i miss my childhood) , and she told innocent three year olds that the Great wall of China was in Russia! Wow Dora way to go to make someone fail their geography test : /

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