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KenKen94
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 6:06pm UTC

Sweetie, don't feel like a fool.
When he said he loved you,
you were just so caught up in his eyes,
you didn't see the fingers
[[crossed behind his back.]]
nmq/nmf

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idance
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 7:33pm UTC

Have you ever
>> l o o k e d b a c k a t t h e p a s t
and realized
you were such an idiot?
♥

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drake1700
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 5:17pm UTC

if i were your boyfriend,
i'd give you everything.
hmu witty girls ;)

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CastNoShadow
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 5:27pm UTC

that one kid who,
sneezes during a test.

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 5:23pm UTC

Whenever I see a calendar,
I always skip to my birthday,
to see what picture it is.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
November 12, 2011 8:36am UTC

Don't you hate when;;
- you wake up and don't feel like p. diddy?
- the whole world doesn't stop and stare when you smile?
- eminem ties you to the bed and sets the house on fire?
- you forget your skin tight jeans and your teenage dream just isn't the same?
- a california girl melts your popsicle?
- you find out you're not the only girl in the world?
- alejandro keeps calling your name?
- someone keeps telephoin' you and you're busy in the club?
- you forget to call 911 when that short person starts a fire on the dancefloor?
- the club actually can handle you?
- eminem actually is afraid?
Yeah, me too.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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GraffitiBreezy
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 2:37pm UTC

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Ihatelove
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 3:06pm UTC

Notice How On ICarly
We Never Seen Socko Yet ..
♥

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GraffitiBreezy
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 12:55pm UTC

Guy: "What's the big deal about a period?
Can't be THAT,
bad..."
>_<
Girl: "Its like a crime scene in my pants..."

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spencer21
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 11:37am UTC

that weird moment
when a guy accidently
touches your boob.

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dancerox543
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 2:53pm UTC

Thinking "Oh my god"
When a slow reader is reading in class

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 1:12pm UTC

hey, you know what's annoying?
What?
When everyone on Witty uses this
format.

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Shine_With_Me
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 2:09pm UTC

&the worst
part of this, is that,
[ everyone saw this coming. Everyone, except me.]
♥

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live_forever12
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 12:57pm UTC

-----------♥-----------
♥ Stages of LOL ♥
HAHAHAHAHA - I'm actually laughing.
HAHA - I'm giggling.
haha - I'm laughing.. In my head.
LOL - That's pretty funny.
lol - That was retarded but okaay..
lol. - The only thing I can possibly say to that.
-----------♥-----------
my quote/nmf

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dave franco*
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 12:58pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you can't tell if someone is a man or a woman

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danni79
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July 26, 2011 3:05pm UTC

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