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  1. julesmary123 julesmary123 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 1:35pm UTC
    I'd wait on you forever, any day hand and foot. Your world is my world(: Aint no way you ever gonna get any less than you should cause baby, You smile, I smile(: wooaahhh, You smile, I smile(: Hey hey hey!
    Your lips my biggest weakness, shouldnt of let you know, Im always gonna do what they sayy ayee<3 If you need me, I'll come running, from a thousand miles awayyy(:
    You smile, I smile(: Woahhhhh. You smile, I smile! Ayee ayee ayee!
    Baby take my open heart and all it offers cause this is as unconditional as it will ever get you aint seen nothin yet I wont ever hesitate to give you more cause baby,
    You smile, I smile(: Woahh. You smile, I smile(: ayee ayee ayee.
    Baby you wont ever want for nothing, you are my ins and my means now, with you theres no in between, im all in.
    Cuz my cards are on the table and im willing, and im able.
    But i fold, to your wish cause its my command. aye aye aye
    You smile, I smile(: Woahhhhh. You smile, I smile(: Aye aye ayyyeeee You smile, I smile(: I smile, I smile, I smile(: You smile, I smile(:
    You smile, I smile(: Woahhh. You smile, I smileeeeeeeeee(:
    Justin Bieber. Usmile(:

  2. livelaughlovexo123 livelaughlovexo123
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 1:28pm UTC
    when you forget her
    don't you dare remember me

  3. tacos_cookies_xx tacos_cookies_xx
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 1:27pm UTC
    Need to let some stuff out, favourite for a vent? :L

  4. julesmary123 julesmary123 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 1:27pm UTC
    You smile,
    I smile(:
    Fave if you know what thats from<3

  5. happy12372 happy12372
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 1:28pm UTC
    Every girls dream is to have a guy call her at 3am just to say, "hey baby, I just wanted to tell you I love you."
    Wake me up at 3am...
    I'll kill you
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. gempearl gempearl happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    i saw this girl being bullied, so i went up to her and asked if she was okay.
    she replied: it's fine, i'm used to it.
    that is what's wrong with this world.
    she shouldn't have to be used to it.
    no one should.
    and we shouldn't stop until no one does.
    i should have told the bully what i thought of her, i really should.
    but shoulds and coulds aren't going to make a difference to bullying.
    so we aren't going to stop until no one has to put up with bullying.
    next time i see the bully, i'm going to tell her what i think of her.
    and next time, i hope you'll do the same.


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. therealthingx3 therealthingx3
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    Fave if you think you're ugly.
    Fave if you think you're stupid.
    Fave if you think you're worthless.
    Fave if you think you're less than perfect.
    [then come back in a few minutes & find your commented name.]

  9. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    In boring classes
    I improve my drawing skills.

  10. AmandaTheresa14 AmandaTheresa14
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    That AwkwardMomentWhen
    you favorite a quote just to be 69th

  11. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    When the teacher says
    "Partner up!" and you look at your friend but she looks at someone else.

  12. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 11:57am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When Harry and Ron can't cross over to platform nine and three quarters..

  13. rachelluvsu rachelluvsu
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 11:57am UTC
    He used to be:
    The light to my day, the smile on my face, the love in my heart, the person in my world
    He is now:
    The tear that i cry, the crack in my heart, the insomnia that i have,
    the trust that i lost

  14. xoxobrookecheer xoxobrookecheer
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 11:55am UTC
    Seeing someone with alot of
    tattoos,
    and visioning how ridiculous their gonna look when they get old.
    nmf

  15. RawrLexixD RawrLexixD
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    Please Read. Please.♥
    There's this popular guy, a year younger than me named Brady who's super duper tall, because he had to take steriods when he was little because he had cancer, and he was majorly injured tonight, November 5th.He is in 7th grade, and has so much going for him. He's sweet, good looking, and smart. He was playing football for a junior high school team tonight and I don't know how it happened, but he ended up face down on the field and he wouldn't move. He was unconcious. They had to use a screw driver to get his helmet off, and he was rushed to the hospital. They said he had a really major concussion and broke his arm and maybe his back and neck. They said he could be paralyzed for the rest of his life. He doesn't deserve this at all. I barely know him, but I'm so worried sick aboutt his it isn't even funny. He's an amazing person, and he has to get better. Once everyone saw he wasn't moving, they all instantly started crying. Please, I could honestly care less if you favorite this, I just need my witty sister to pray for him that he'll make it through this, and get better, because right now it isn't looking good.Thank you so much. You have no idea how much this means to me if you read this, and will pray for him. He doesn't deserve this. If you want to be updated about him, just comment. I don't care if there are one million comments. I'll make sure to update every single one of you. Thank you so much for your prayers and thoughts. They mean the world to me, his family, and him. ♥
    So much can change in just a split second...♥
    nmf, i needed something quick for prayers.♥

  16. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 11:45am UTC
    DO YOU REALIZE THE WORDS YOU SAY
    MAKE BRUISES THAT DON'T FADE AWAY?

  17. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 1:36pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    I s t a n d i n f r o n t o f t h e m i r r o r & t h i n k
    " why would anyone ever love you ? "

  18. Caamila_Chloee Caamila_Chloee
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 5:13am UTC
    studies show that
    245, 674, 42343
    people (94% )
    were too lazy to read the number.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. LostInDestruction LostInDestruction
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 5:01am UTC
    You,
    My friend,
    Are fit.
    Therefore,
    One shall perv on you from afar.
    ;)ormat by Sandrasaurus

  20. blobbyblobster blobbyblobster
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 4:22am UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
    Month Two
    Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
    Month Three
    You know what Mommy, I'm a girl! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
    Month Four
    Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
    Month Five
    You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
    Month Six
    I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! Help me!
    Month Seven
    Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? I loved you.
    Every abortion is just....
    ONE MORE HEART THAT WAS STOPPED (So it never got to love anyone or be loved by anyone, never got to meet the person of their dreams and be happy)
    TWO MORE EYES THAT WILL NEVER SEE
    (So they never got to see all the wonders of the world and what we enjoy)
    TWO MORE HANDS THAT WILL NEVER PRAY
    (and never got the chance to have faith and hope and possible fulfillment) TWO MORE LEGS THAT WILL NEVER RUN
    (So they can never play football, run track, or any sports, never get to run and play, period.)
    ONE MORE MOUTH THAT WILL NEVER SPEAK
    (So they can't ask questions of the world and discover the wonderous things around them and share their beleifs and opinions with the rest of the world)
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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