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  1. Mikay30 Mikay30
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    *When your quote has 0 faves*
    fine then, I’ll f**king fave it myself.

  2. Wouldyouwalkathousandmilestoseemysmile Wouldyouwalkathousandmilestoseemysmile
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 8:34pm UTC
    Dear Mario and Luigi,
    you have such epic mustaches .
    sincerely , impressed.

  3. lovexisxlife lovexisxlife
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    Can I get some faves on this quote to make my boyfriend quit smoking?
    Yes
    No

  4. Alifer712 Alifer712
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    THE 'SUP' NOD♥

  5. Sandrasaurus Sandrasaurus
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    Even though he doesn't believe in love,
    She's determined to call him bluff. ♥
    Remembering Sunday - All Time Low

  6. A_Tragic_Mistake A_Tragic_Mistake
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    That one
    inside joke
    that never
    gets old :)

  7. eatsleepwitty143 eatsleepwitty143
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    He texted me today.
    saying "Hey cutie(:"
    It took me a few minutes to respond.
    because i think i passed out ♥

  8. xxLifeGoesOnxx xxLifeGoesOnxx
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    ░░░░
    Just Because Your Pants
    Are Down To Your Ankles
    Does NOT Mean You Have Swag

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. forever21x3 forever21x3
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    Some people talk in their sleep
    Teachers talk while people sleep ♥.
    Nmf

  10. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    Favourite
    for a comment on your profile.
    A nice comment, that will hopefully make you smile:)

  11. PARTYROCKCREW PARTYROCKCREW
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    "Fav"
    If you think your Beautiful (:
    "Comment"
    If you think your not..

  12. juliarose193 juliarose193
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    you love yourself
    more than you could ever love me...

    nmf.

  13. NYgirl4eva NYgirl4eva
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    If you have been to a concert
    Fave, and if you want comment who you went to see!

  14. yepp2727 yepp2727
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    Pretending to text when everyone else is because you don't want to just sit there awkwardly.
    nmf

  15. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    Is Anyone Else
    watching the premiere of Jessie tonight just to
    laugh at what Disney has become?

  16. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 8:45am UTC
    It's My Birthday ♥

  17. singxlovex4 singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    October is Down Syndrome Awareness month
    click the heart if you support kids with disabilites like Down Syndrome.

  18. EshaEverlasting EshaEverlasting
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    Dear guys,
    When a girl says "I'm cold", you're not suppose to say "me too".

  19. sarryc333 sarryc333
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    i wish i was that unpopular girl,
    that all the popular guys
    secretly had a crush on.

  20. heart_break123 heart_break123
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    77% of girls think they're ugly.
    50% of girls think they're fat.
    100% of society should stop insulting girls for their apperances. ♡

:)

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