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  1. rachel6931 rachel6931
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 10:47am UTC
    Dear Sneeze,
    please come out of my nose already.
    Sincerely,
    my about-to-sneeze face looks weird.
    format credit: rachel6931layouts


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. eyeluvyeww eyeluvyeww
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 8:52pm UTC

    Not going to be any oridinary wish,
    it's gonna be a wish of a lifetime.

  4. eyeluvyeww eyeluvyeww
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    If the
    definition
    of beauty
    gets any
    thinner
    nobody
    is going
    to be
    able to fit.

  5. eyeluvyeww eyeluvyeww
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    ☁ ☀☁
    \
    /
    \
    /
    \
    /
    \
    /
    \
    Even when the sky comes
    falling,
    even when the sun don't shine,
    I got faith in you and I. ♥

  6. eyeluvyeww eyeluvyeww
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 11:28pm UTC
    .Being single.
    .is only.
    .fun on the weekends.

  7. eyeluvyeww eyeluvyeww
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 11:34pm UTC
    Stop,
    thinking about what everyone else
    wants & start
    thinking about what you want.

  8. eyeluvyeww eyeluvyeww
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Just the New Girl.
    PREVIEW:
    Author Note: This is just a little bit of the story, if you all like it I will start posting the actual chapters from the begining.
    "No, you can't like me!" I turned around and started walking away tears began to drip from my eyes.
    He grabbed my wrist and pulled me back to him, I kept my head down so he couldn't see the tears that wouldn't stop falling.
    "Carter, what's wrong?"
    I didn't say anything.
    "You can tell me anything, I'm here for you", he added.
    "You can't like me, because then I might start liking you and eventually you will end up hurting me, just like he did. Then it will all happen again," I cried grabbing my wrist
    and revealing a scar.
    He grabbed my wrist and pulled my jacket down, hiding the scar from his view.
    He lifted up my chin. "I'm not going to hurt you Carter", he softly said wiping the tears off of my face.

  9. eyeluvyeww eyeluvyeww
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    I don't want to do my homework or clean my room ,
    I just want to sit here on Witty.

  10. eyeluvyeww eyeluvyeww
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Just the New Girl.
    CHAPTER ONE:
    Author Note: Sorry, it's a little slow in the begining, but I promise it will catch on and get better. Enjoy! :)
    This was horrible, my senior year and I had to move.
    This was supposed to be the year you party with friends
    and make memories,
    but nope I had to make the friends
    before I could even make the memories.
    I was used to moving, I moved every two or three years.
    I just hoped that for at least senior year I could have stayed where I was.
    "Wake up Carter, wake up!", my little sister screamed in my ear as she jumped on top of me.
    "Leave me alone Anna!" I aggravatingly said, pushing her off of me.
    "But Carter, today is the day."
    I put a fake smile on my face, my sister has been waiting to move for a long time. She hates it here in cold rainy Oregon.
    "Okay Anna, I'm up." I politely said giving her a little hug before she left my room.
    I have been dreading this day for the past 3 months. The only good thing about moving was that I was moving to sunny hot California.
    But all that goodness was covered up by the
    fact I had to leave my everything.
    I got out of bed, walked to the bathroom and washed my
    makeup off from the day before.
    I decided to leave my pj's on because all day long we were
    just going to be in the car.
    It's not like I was going to meet anyone important.
    It took us what seemed like forever to get there.
    We had left at 5 in the morning and got there around 6 in the evening.
    Our house was big and beautiful. But not as nice as the one
    across the street, that had 3 floors, a fountain
    out front and was beach view.
    I got out of the car and started to explore our new home.
    At 6:30 my parents called me and told me to get to the drive way to start unpacking.
    I found my way there and turned around our huge moving truck.
    I about fainted, the hottest guy was standing there talking to my parents.
    He had dirty blonde hair, and bright blue eyes. His skin was super tan,
    he was just down right gorgeous.
    And of course, I had to look like crap.
    "Carter, these are our new neighbors they live right over there", my mom explained pointing to the huge house I was drooling over earlier.
    "Oh hey, nice to meet you all. I absolutely love your house", I said trying to make my personality seem better than my looks.
    "Oh thank you! It's so nice to meet you, you can call me Susan, and this is my husband Jack, my son Nick and my daughter Kara", she introduced me to the whole family.
    I politely smiled, as my mother went off showing them the house, and my little sister and Kara went off to go play.
    I was left there with Nick. Well this is awkward.
    I tried to make small talk, "So what grade are you in?"
    "I'm a senior", he replied.
    He didn't bother to ask me so I just tried to keep the conversation going, "Oh sweet, me too! How is going to school here?"
    "It's fine, gotta go. Bye!", and with that he turned around and walked away before I even had the chance to say bye.
    ©eyeluvyeww

  11. eyeluvyeww eyeluvyeww
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    Just the New Girl.
    CHAPTER TWO:
     
    The next thing I knew we were going over there to have
    a BBQ with there family.
    I didn't have time to get dressed or do my makeup. So the hottest guy saw me looking like crap again.
    After we ate we all sat around outside just talking.
    "May I use your restroom", I politely asked Nicks dad, Jack.
    "Yes of course, inside those doors, passed the kitchen and to your left."
    "Thank you!"
    I walked in and passed the kitchen and to the bathroom. While I was in the bathroom I over heard Nick and him mom, Susan, talking.
    "I'm going to that party mom, see you later!" Nick said.
    "Wait Nick, you should invite Carter", Susan suggested.
    "You're joking, right? Mom, look at here, then look at me."
    "Nicholas! She doesn't know anyone, she is a very nice girl. You're not going to that party unless you invite her!"
    "I'm not inviting her mom!" Nick sternly said back to him mother.
    I walked out of the bathroom and back through the
    kitchen where I was stopped.
    "Hey, Carter you should go to this party tonight with Nick" Susan offered, "He would love to show you around."
    I looked at Nicks face he looks annoyed. "Oh no, it's alright.
    I'll just stay home."
    "No, no, no. You gotta meet some new friend before school. Go get ready and meet back here in 20 min." Susan politely said.
    "Uhh, al-alright." I smiled back, and walked back over to my house.
    I didn't want to go to the party with Nick. It would be so awkward.
    I mean I heard him say himself that he didn't want me to go.
    But, maybe it was a good thing I was going. So I could meet new friends.
    I spent half the time just looking in my boxes for my makeup and clothes.
    Finally, I found them.
    I got dressed in a black sparkly crop top that showed off my flat tan tummy and belly button ring, short white denim shorts and black converse.
    I did my make up really good, I wanted to show nick that I can be pretty if I actually tried.
    I took my dark brown hair out of my pony tail,
    and straighten a few pieces.
    I was good to go.
    I walked back over to Nicks house about
    7 minutes later then when his mom told me to be over.
    I walked to the back of the house and saw Nick ready with his keys in his hand.
    He turned around and looked at me from head to toe. I didn't know if he was thinking good or bad things.
    "Okay, lets go" he said.
    "Bye guys! Have fun, be home before 2!" the parents shouted from afar.
    We got in Nicks sleek black BMW and drove to a house about 10 min away.
    When I got out of the car I was shocked.
    This was not like the parties we had back in Oregon.
    ©eyeluvyeww

  12. eyeluvyeww eyeluvyeww
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 10:35am UTC
    Just the New Girl.
    CHAPTER THREE:
    Author Note: Sorry, I haven't been posting a lot. I'm going to start posting one chapter everyday, promise! :)
    This was like a huge freaking house party.
    It seemed like there were 500 kids here. People all over
    inside and outside drinking and smoking.
    All I could think was, act cool Carter, act cool. You got this,
    you know how to party!
    Nick started walking inside the house and I followed him not to far behind.
    He walked over to a group of people, I walked up and stood beside him. Everyone greeted Nick, then looked and turned to me.
    "Guys, this is Ca-Ca-uhh", Nick stumbled as he forgot my name.
    "I'm Carter" I said, trying to laugh it off.
    "She is new here, she moved into the house across the street
    from me", Nick added.
    Everyone greeted me.
    Nick went off talking to some blonde girl. I just stood there awkwardly trying to make small talk.
    A really cute dark hair, tanned skin guy came over to me.
    "Hey Carter, want to grab a drink?" He asked me in a flirty tone.
    "I'd love to."
    As we walked over to the kitchen to grab a drink, we passed half naked girls grinding all over other guys.
    "I'm Mike, I'm a senior with Nick at Ocean View High."
    He handed me a beer.
    "Oh nice, so I will be seeing you around?" I asked, smiling.
    "Oh yes you will!" he winked at me.
    I thought to myself, I am never going to make it through this night.
    I looked down at my beer, and brought it to my lips.
    I downed it in about 30 seconds.
    "Damn you know how to drink", Mike said to me handing me another beer.
    "Yeah, I really knew how to get down back where I'm from", I lied trying to make it seem like I really did know how to party.
    "I better being seeing you get down tonight!"
    I looked at my 2nd beer and chugged it in about another 30 seconds.
    "Oh I def will!" I flirted back to him.
    I grabbed myself another beer, this was my 3rd
    while he was still on his 1st.
    I decided I was going to drink this one slowly, I didn't want to get completely wasted at my first party here.
    "Want to go dance?" Mike asked.
    Oh gosh there goes my plan, I'm going to need another drink.
    I downed my third drink, feeling a little tipsy.
    "I would love too", I said back to him. I grabbed my
    4th beer and walked off with mike.
    We started dancing were everyone else was dancing.
    His hands were all over my body, and on my hips. I grinded on him.
    My vision began to get blurry, but I remember everything
    that was happening.
    I saw that blonde girl Nick was with grinding all over him.
    Nick glanced over in my direction, and we made awkward eye contact.
    I reached over and grabbed a 5th beer. Yes, a 5th. Gosh, tomorrow is going to suck.
    Nick was staring at me, as I grinded all over Mike.
    Things got awkward, I turned around so I didn't have to look at him.
    Mike took this as a sign that I wanted to make out.
    I was so drunk, I couldn't stop myself.
    We made out, and the next thing I know, he took my hand and was guiding me into a back bedroom.
    He flirtatiously pushed me on the couch and sat down.
    We stared making out again, his hands exploring my body.
    It seemed like forever but it was probably only 20 min.
    When the blonde girl busted into the room.
    "Nick! Is this her?" She yelled out the door.
    Nick walked into the room and looked at me,
    "Uhh yeah!" He said back to her.
    "Dude Carter, Nick has been looking all over for you", the blonde girl said rolling her eyes.
    "We have to go," Nick said to me.
    I got up and looked down at myself. My shorts were unbuttoned and my shirt was wrinkled up and I could tell my hair was a mess.
    I nodded my head and followed Nick out of the room.
    "Bye Carter! See you at school on Monday!" Mike yelled to me, as I walked out of the room and continued following Nick to his car.
    ©eyeluvyeww

  13. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 11:04am UTC
    When you're young, everything feels like the end of the world.
    But it's not; it's just the beginning. You might have to meet a few more jerks, but one day,
    you're gonna meet a boy who treats you the way you deserve to be treated.
    Like the sun rises and sets with you. ♥
    -17 Again

  14. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 11:33am UTC
    disney gave this generation unrealistic expectations of hair

  15. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 11:07am UTC
    Happiness can be found
    even in the darkest of times,
    if one only remembers to turn
    on the light. ♥
    -Albus Dumbledore

  16. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 2:37pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥-------------♥
    The Problem With Seeming Strong
    Is that people think they can hurt you whenever they want.
    ♥-------------♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death. :)

  18. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 11:09am UTC
    I look at you,
    and I'm home.
    -Finding Nemo

  19. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    LOL, PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID.
    the world obvioiusly isn't gonna end in 2012,
    BECAUSE PHIL OF THE FUTURE
    is from 2121.
    D U H H H H H H H .
    ;-Tumblr

  20. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Hello substitute teacher,
    Goodbye assigned seats♥

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