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  1. StripedLife StripedLife
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    In Marching Band,
    music LITERALLY becomes
    your life.
    Whoops, did I say life? You won't have a life.

  2. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    On a scale of
    boring brown potatoe to fun rainbow potatoe.
    How much do you guys love Witty?

  3. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  4. PrincessTee PrincessTee
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 10:05am UTC
    [this is not about me]
    TOUCHING STORY...
    My mum only had one eye. I hated her. She was such an embarrassment. She cooked for teachers&students to support the family.
    There was this one day during elementary school where my mum came to say hello to me.
    I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me?
    I ignored her threw a hateful look&ran out.
    The next day at school one of my classmates said "EEEE, your mum has one eye!"
    I wanted to bury myself. I just wanted my mum to disappear.
    I confronted her that day and said, "If you're only going to make me a laughing stock why don't you just die?"
    My mum didn't respond.
    I didn't even stop to think for a second what I have said, because I was full of anger.
    I was oblivious to her feelings.
    I wanted out of that house and nothing to do with her.
    So I studied real hard, got a chance to abroad to study.
    Then, I got married, my mother came to visit me; she hadn't seen me in years and she didn't even meet her grandchildren.
    When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, &iyelled at her for coming over uninvited and iscreamed at her "HOW DARE YOU COME TO MY HOUSE AND SCARE MY CHILDREN! GET OUT! NOW!!!"
    And to this, my mother quickly answered, "Oh I'm sorry; imay have forgotten the wrong address," and she disappeared out of sight.
    One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. So I lied to my wife that I was going to a business trip.
    After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity. My neighbors said that she died. I did not shed a single tear.
    They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.
    "My dearest son,I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that I came to your house and scared your children. I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up. You see,when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn’t stand watching you having to grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine. I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye. With all my love to you,
    Your mother."
    the son got into tears, but it was too late.
    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Never neglect your MUM, Because she is a blessing. One day you will cry when she will be gone.
    Fave this if you love your mum;♥
    Comment her name if you're proud of her:)♥
    this actually made me cry:'(

  5. sheyannadawn72* sheyannadawn72*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    Self harm is serious.
    Five cuts or a hundred, scratches or deep wounds, barley visible or scars for life. The pain of a person who takes that blade to their skin is not determined by the seriousness of their scars. They all kill their pain with pain. Every cut tells a story, and behind every single one of them lies more pain than someone from the outside could ever begin to understand. The smallest scratch can hold hours of tears and hatred; the frustration and hopelessness can’t be measured in blood. They will all see their reflection in the mirror and every day be reminded of what they have done to themselves. They will all make excuses for wearing long sleeves or not going for a swim. They will all know both the relieves and the regrets of this brutal addiction. Self harm is a disease of the mind, and the amount of scars on the outside does not show the amount of suffering on the inside.

  6. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:39am UTC
    Good saturday nights consist of ice cream and Jenna Marbles videos. And a blanket.

  7. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:54am UTC
    Look at that b/tch, laughing like she owns the place.
    F/uck her.

  8. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:59am UTC
    The only reason why I'm excited to go to school tomorrow is to see him..

  9. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 1:07am UTC
    Guys I saw a really hot guy today omg he smiled at me
    Yeah he's on Tumblr.

  10. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 1:43am UTC
    Paint nails.
    Day after- chipped
    Day after that- repaint nails
    Repeat.

  11. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 2:00am UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you sneeze, and you kinda pee, and you're like
    "I didn't know I had to pee.."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    I won't be impressed by ITunes
    until I can download food.
    Feel free to make it pretty
    Follow for more...? c=

  15. you_are_loved you_are_loved
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    "Unicorns aren't mythical creatures;
    they're horses dressed up in landshark costumes,
    don't trust those motherfu.ckers" c;
    -Jenna Marbles

  16. lilbit3 lilbit3
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    The Bathtub Test
    During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
    "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the director. "A normal person would drain the tub. Do you want a bed near the window?"

  17. FelicisFeather FelicisFeather
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Follow your heart,
    BUT TAKE YOUR BRAIN WITH YOU♥

  18. jdog01 jdog01
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    So guys today he asked me to be his partner in class; i didn't even think he knew my name. And you know what i didn't even do the homework so i was a crappy partner; and he still picked me. He even sad we made a good team and we laughed a ton.
    The next day I asked him to be partners and he was kinda excited too and he was trying to be funny and he knew i suck at drawing circles and he said "im sorry but you suck.. at drawing circles i mean" so idk
    BUT apparently he broke up with his girlfriend yesterday!

  19. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    "You promised to never cut again."
    Yeah well, you promised it would get better.

  20. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    Being gay is fine.
    Being bisexual is fine.
    Being transgender is fine.
    Being lesbian is fine.
    Being straight is fine.
    Know what's not fine?
    Wearing Crocs.

:)

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