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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. e24ever e24ever
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2010 7:01pm UTC
    Why is it that the freaky girl
    who always sits by herself
    and never talks is
    always a fantastic artist?!

  3. sexybestiessfereverr sexybestiessfereverr
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2010 6:56pm UTC
    Looking through a textbook and pointing at pictures going, "that's YOU!"

  4. Lil_Ipod Lil_Ipod
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 7:54pm UTC
    Yeah,
    Ningas stole my brother 4 minutes ago

  5. Gaavixoo3 Gaavixoo3
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 7:33pm UTC
    This is my cup of care..
    |_|
    Oh look at that it's empty.
    Too bad(:

  6. carlyyy97 carlyyy97
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 8:08pm UTC
    There Is a Hell,
    Believe Me I've Seen It.
    There Is a Heaven,
    Lets keep it a secret.
    -Bring Me To The Horizon

  7. mfultonxo mfultonxo
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 12:26pm UTC
    Google
    gay
    [Google Search] [I'm feeling lucky]
    did you mean Justin Bieber?

  8. abbsterz12 abbsterz12
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 11:06am UTC
    90% of people don't laugh when they type
    "hahaha" or "lol",
    if you're one of those peole, click the ♥

  9. poopinmyFpants poopinmyFpants
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2010 8:28pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. westy15 westy15
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2010 7:25pm UTC
    Leave Justin Beiber alone!
    All of you people who said
    Justin Beiber deserved getting
    hit by that water bottle
    are terrible terrible people!
    ......
    .....
    ....
    ...
    ..
    .
    Come on! Its rude to hit girls!
    It had to be said.
    To all the JB fans out there...
    I apologize
    Kind of. ;)

  11. SweetLemon2015 SweetLemon2015
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2010 6:18pm UTC
    <3 if EVERYONE spells your name wrong ;)

  12. xfsoccer42x xfsoccer42x
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 9:16pm UTC
    When someone makes you laugh over the internet...
    They have done well.

  13. sToRyOfMyLiFe13 sToRyOfMyLiFe13
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 8:52pm UTC
    Break Up Lines
    1. Hey, did you hear about that new movie? "Other People," I think we should see it.
    2. Are you being followed? Because i've been seeing people behind your back.
    3. Do your feet hurt? Because you've been stomping on my dreams for the past few months.
    4. That shirt looks good on you. You know what else would look good on you?my friend dave:) you should date him.
    5. Is it hot in here? Or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?
    6. Are you doing push ups with your knees down? Because im not sure if this is working out.
    Let's Break Up :)

  14. truegurl09 truegurl09
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 8:43pm UTC
    There's always that one girl who makes class seem so much quieter when she's not there
    :)

  15. aprofera aprofera
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:15pm UTC
    Today,
    at stop & shop, i begged my mom for axe body wash and deodorant. . .
    I'm a girl.

  16. tani211 tani211
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 6:18pm UTC
    I think vests are all about protection. You know what I mean?
    Like a lifevest protects you from drowning
    and bulletproof vests protect you from getting shot
    and the sweater vest protects you from pretty girls.

  17. sunset_xo_sunrise sunset_xo_sunrise
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 8:43pm UTC
    Yes,
    I am the girl
    who completely freaks out
    >>when my quote gets
    *one favorite*
    format credit to _head_in_the_clouds_

  18. Kelsehquann Kelsehquann
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 8:22pm UTC
    say
    "Flash Message"
    Three times REAAAAAALLY FAST.
    *Because, I definitely can't do it!*
    Comment this if you can, Fav it if you cant. If I could, I would be so proud of myself.

  19. livelaughsmilexx3 livelaughsmilexx3
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 8:12pm UTC
    If its illegal, do it.

  20. turtle36765 turtle36765
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2010 11:35pm UTC
    :)

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