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devon1234567

LetsRunaway_
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October 5, 2010 9:08pm UTC
Ahh, math problems.
The only place that someone can buy
60 watermelons and no one wonders why.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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LoLoGoeszWOAHx3
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September 25, 2010 6:54pm UTC
In The Good Old Days GIRLS Used To Cook Like Their Moms.
Now They DRINK Like Their Dads

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harpersxxislandxx
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September 25, 2010 6:01pm UTC
a husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing because it said, "Error. Not long enough."
-facebook ;)

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tellmeyouloveme
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April 16, 2010 9:45am UTC
Im just
invisible
to you
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