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  1. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    It is officially 5 minutes past midnight on the 26th November 2011 in UK time.
    It is my birthday.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    God
    Has no phone, but i still talk to him
    God
    Has no Facebook, but he's still my friend
    god
    has no Twitter, but i still follow him♥

  4. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    Facebook: Makes you hate people you actually know
    WittyMakes you LOVE people you've never met.

  5. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    Unusual, isn't it?
    people like the people who hate them
    and hate the people who like them

  6. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 11:33am UTC
    disney gave this generation unrealistic expectations of hair

  7. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 1:27am UTC
    don't fall in love with the wrong guy just beacause he says the right things

  8. Swimmer_22 Swimmer_22
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    cheering4life
    is my best friend.♥
    be jealous


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. x_iwillnotfall_x x_iwillnotfall_x
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    I trust complete
    S T R A N G E R S;
    M o r e t h e n m y o w n
    F R I E N D S
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    DUDE!
    that camping trip was like,
    IN TENTS!

  12. justsmile851 justsmile851
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    Dear parents,Facebook+Texting=textbookso yes, I am studying.Sincerely,You're hardworking daughter.

  13. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    That one teacher who talks faster
    than you can take notes…

  14. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    Every 40 seconds,
    someone dies from suicide.
    I hope you all know I'm here.
    I hope you guys know I care.

  16. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    I hate it when I originally pick the
    right answer and then change it.

  17. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    Calling other people
    UGLY
    won't make you any
    Prettier
    so why do it?
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

  18. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    what do I have to do, tape mistletoe to my forhead?
    take the freaking hint

  19. cHeeRiNg4LIFE cHeeRiNg4LIFE
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 12:22am UTC
    If Women Ruled The World,
    There wouldn't be any wars.Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other
    -wiz

  20. cHeeRiNg4LIFE cHeeRiNg4LIFE
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 12:32am UTC
    Saying
    "Nevermind"
    when you dont feel like
    REPEATING
    your self;♥

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