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  1. Smile_happylooksgoodonyou Smile_happylooksgoodonyou
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    it's not that i give up;
    i just physically, mentally, and emotionally can't do it anymore.

  2. shewillbeloved_x shewillbeloved_x
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    i'm the type of girl who can have tears streaming down my face,&still say "everythings fine."

  3. DMericer123 DMericer123
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    real men wear pink?
    no.
    real men,
    treat girls right.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. angiela22 angiela22
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    I finally thought I was over you.

    Why did you have to go & smile?

  6. DMericer123 DMericer123
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    i'm the kind of guy that would laugh at her when she falls,
    but then help her back up & whisper
    'it's okay, i still love you.'

  7. 18iloveyoubabe18 18iloveyoubabe18
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    DON'T MAKE A
    P R O M I S E
    You can't
    \\\\\\\\\\ Keep. //////////

  8. ChelseaMarieDennis ChelseaMarieDennis
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot

  9. BabyGirl005 BabyGirl005
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    Sitting here almost in tears,
    Looking on Witty,
    Reading everyone's love quotes,
    Thinking about what I did wrong and if i'll ever get him back,
    With a 2 liter of Mountain Dew in my hand,
    This is gonna be a long night..

  10. marissss99 marissss99
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    She's been hurt many times before this
    you'd think it would be routine by now ♥

  11. littlemisslax16 littlemisslax16
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    i hate it when you talking to someone your parents dont know
    and they ask who it is
    you says the name
    they say-
    "well whos that?"
    you say-
    "a person?"

  12. cheerndance4life cheerndance4life
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    That mini heart-attack you get
    when you almost fall & you feel
    like your dying.♥

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:30am UTC
    Santa is dangerous.
    Before you let the man in red into your home,
    READ THIS;
    - he drinks and drives. if he has a small glass of alcohol at every house, after about one million homes he would be way, WAY over the legal limit.
    - he breaks and enters. through the chimney.
    - he flies thousands of feet up in the air but is never seen wearing a helmet or seatbelt for safety. what is he fell? santa would DIE, kiddies. DIE. that is just irresponsible.
    - he enslaves cute little elves and forces them to make presents in sweatshops. merry little elf sweatshops.
    - he is morbidly obese. this is a bad influence on children.
    - he creeps into little kids rooms at night to 'give them toys". 0_0
    - taking time zones into account, Santa has around 31 hours to deliver about 700 million presents. to accomplish this, his sleigh would have to be travelling at around 1,000 miles a second. This is hardcore speeding.
    - if you rearrange "s-a-n-t-a", it spells "s-a-t-a-n". 'nuff said.

  14. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 11:37pm UTC
    That awkward mo ment
    when the teacher tells you
    to stop flirting...
    edwardscissorhands

  15. WittyMegan WittyMegan happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    And who else wants to be
    kissed under the mistletoe
    this year?

  16. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    One of these days, I'll have the courage to press down far enough.
    Then I'll be done. Gone. Forever.

  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    I f I h a d a B r i t i s h a c c e n t
    I'd never shut up.

  18. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 10:31pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. saraelizabeth12345 saraelizabeth12345
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    I hate when ;
    I'm listening to music really loud
    & I keep having to pause it because I think I hear my name being called.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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