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  1. SaturdayInJuly SaturdayInJuly
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    A little voice came on the phone,
    said, "Daddy, when you coming home?"
    He said the first thing that came to his mind
    I'm already there.
    Take a look around,
    I'm the sunshine in your hair
    I'm the shadow on the ground
    I'm the whisper in the wind
    I'm your imaginary friend
    And I know I'm in your prayers
    Oh, I'm already there.♥

  2. SaturdayInJuly SaturdayInJuly
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    Squidward: Spongebob, there's something I've been wanting to say to you since the day we met. Goodbye.

  3. confessions_of_the_mentally_insane confessions_of_the_mentally_insane
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 12:20am UTC
    today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood up, announced he was sexually attracted to owls, and then sat down.
    we arent allowed to share personal things in class anymore.
    I read this on tumblr and I laughed really hard, so I decided to share it with everyone on Witty.

  4. MamaPanda MamaPanda
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 12:28am UTC
    In The End I'll Never Regret A Decision,
    But My Heart May Regret The Pain.
    ♡♥

  5. aguilar103 aguilar103
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 12:34am UTC
    I say I'm done.
    yet, each time I find myself trying again..

  6. accordingtopoppy accordingtopoppy
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    Stuff He Said #4
    "I care about you so much. I can't lose you".

  7. accordingtopoppy accordingtopoppy
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    Gravity can't be blamed for people falling in love...

  8. accordingtopoppy accordingtopoppy
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    Stuff He Said #5
    "You're my everything".

  9. SaturdayInJuly SaturdayInJuly
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    You gotta have dreams to make it all worthwhile
    FormatsForYou

  10. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:08am UTC
    Postponing washing your hair
    after you get it cut,
    because you just can't make
    it look as nice as the hairdresser does.

  11. ILikeCheese555 ILikeCheese555
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    Be A
    Fruit Loop
    in a World full of
    Cherrios
    nmf||nmq


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. StayingStrongForever StayingStrongForever
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    Honestly;
    I don't like the new Witty..
    I only like the random format button.

  14. StayingStrongForever StayingStrongForever
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    Why you wanna
    Show up in a old t-shirt that I love
    Why you gotta tell me that I'm looking good
    Don't know what you were thinkin', you were doing
    Moving in for a hug
    Like you don't know I'm coming unglued
    Why you gotta why you wanna
    Make me keep wanting you?

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