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brookeireland

Status: Discovering new things every day

Member Since: 15 Jun 2012 12:44pm

Last Seen: 4 Apr 2017 12:44am

user id: 308826

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So hey :)
  1. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 12:24am UTC
    We fit within the boundaries of ourselves, yet outside those of each other.

  2. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 10:21am UTC
    I stopped trying when I realized you didn't care.

  3. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    Guissseee.
    I feel so old school.
    My dad bought me internet cables.
    Because they are faster than the wi-fi...

  4. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    There's a difference between dancing and being a dancer.

  5. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 10:48am UTC
    The most annoying sentence ever.
    "I'm a vegetarian, but I still eat meat"

  6. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    I was talking to my friend about this girl at our school.
    And she said:
    "I like her. I just don't like her personality.."
    And she was completely serious..

  7. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 11:32pm UTC
    Today my French teacher swore in Punjabi.
    We were all trying to get him to tell us what it meant.
    His response?
    "I'm not getting fired, for your fun."

  8. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 10:44pm UTC
    Treat yourself the way that you would treat others.
    Because you wouldn't go up to your friend and tell them they look fat today right?
    So why would you say it to yourself.

  9. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    And today I finally realized, there's really no point in trying.

  10. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:22am UTC
    Friend 1:He's not answering my texts.
    Friend 2:He's not texting you back either?
    Friend 1:Well I havn't actually texted him yet..

  11. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    Failure is not the opposite of success.
    They are intertwined.
    You have to fail before you can succeed.

  12. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    Friend:I need a shirt that says "Hey boys, it's cuddle season."
    Guy:Um, why?
    Friend: *Jokingly* So they know how desperate I am.
    Guy: Well besides the obvious.

  13. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    Today I saw a couple walking in the rain together. They were under a small umbrella and it looked uncomfortable. Then the boy whispered something to her and stepped away.
    He held the umbrella out over her head, and walked in the rain.
    I died.

  14. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 10:55pm UTC
    Walking in the rain with my friend.
    Me: Why don't you own an umbrella?
    Him:Because I'm not gay.
    Random Guy: *Hits him with umbrella*
    Him:...
    Me:...
    Him:...
    Me:...
    Random Guy:Bi/tches love umbrellas.

  15. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:21am UTC
    I Hate It How When Its Windy Outside, Everyone Looks Like A Windswept Model
    And I Look Like I Just Got Hit By A Freakin' Hurricane.

  16. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:08am UTC
    Postponing washing your hair
    after you get it cut,
    because you just can't make
    it look as nice as the hairdresser does.

  17. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    Trying to keep teenagers from feeling awkward,
    Is like trying to thread a needle with licorice.
    -Kevvy Mental

  18. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    *Asking my friend for quote ideas*
    How about..."Why can't guys just listen to all of my favorite songs and just understand why I love the lyrics and then just follow the instructions?"
    I think that might be too wordy..
    BUT ITS TRUEEEE
    nmf

  19. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    It's nice to be important,
    But it's important to be nice.
    -John Cassis

  20. brookeireland brookeireland
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Friend 1: When we're bored we just follow random guys around
    Me:We're just that desperate
    Guy:You've never followed me around before
    Friend 2:We're not that desperate...

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