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derek_is_cool
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September 30, 2012 6:36pm UTC

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derek_is_cool
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September 29, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Spending my Saturday night
watching Aladdin with my little brother.
Because...YOLO?

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derek_is_cool
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September 16, 2012 7:28pm UTC

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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derek_is_cool
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September 16, 2012 7:06pm UTC

how much dub could a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub?

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derek_is_cool
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September 10, 2012 10:27pm UTC

You want to know what's sad?
When my 24 year old cousin tries to kill himself on Suicide Prevention day
and why, you may ask?
Because he got bullied out of his job and everywhere he goes, even at family gatherings,
Because he's 'gay'
he talks to me about it sometimes.
He doesn't label himself gay, as he's never really liked guys, he just happen to fall in love with one
and only one.
But because he loves someone that upsets people it has NOTHING TO DO WITH, he tries to end his life.
That's just sad.
Josh, I love you man, no matter what anyone else says, you're amazing

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derek_is_cool
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September 9, 2012 6:53pm UTC

-Suicide
-Miscarriages
-Prostitution
-Drugs
-Alcohol
-Killing chickens
Just a few things Ed Sheeran writes songs about

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derek_is_cool
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August 28, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Going back to school
people: so, what did you do this summer?
me: well...I saw some pretty nice websites...

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derek_is_cool
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August 24, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Me and my mom watching some random movie on TV
mom: Derek, hunny, I need to tell you something important
me: what
mom: I am in love
me: well, I should hope so, you've been married for 20 years
mom: no, Derek. I'm in love with someone else
me: Oh God
mom: WITH FOOD!
me: Mom, you're so stupid
mom: om nom nom *eats popcorn*
me: mom, you sound like 95% of the Witty population
mom: really? do you think I should go on there?
me: MOM NO
mom: DONT KEEP ME AWAY FROM MY FOOD-LOVING SISTERS!
me: mom....please stop
mom: I'm not gonna let the haters keep me down!
me: I hate my life
mom: *throws handful of popcorn at my face*

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derek_is_cool
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August 14, 2012 11:53pm UTC

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derek_is_cool
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July 31, 2012 12:36am UTC

Sometimes it's smart not to have your phone in you pocket
like when yor boss decides it's a good idea to toss you in the pool
-____-

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derek_is_cool
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July 25, 2012 10:37pm UTC

I'm out of touch, I'm out of love, I'll pick you up when you're getting down
And out of all these things I've done, I think I love you better now
I'm out of sight, I'm out of mind, I'll do it all for you in time
And out of thes things I've done, I think I love you better now

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derek_is_cool
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 1:35am UTC

'Cause a house gets cold when you cut the heating,
without you to hold, I'll be freezing
Can't rely on my heart for beating,
'Cause you take part of it every evening

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derek_is_cool
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July 11, 2012 1:31pm UTC

Things I've learned on Witty:
don't judge people, even if only in your head
girls on period: give them some chocolate
NEVER tell a girl to calm down
Louis is not, in fact, pronounced 'Lewis'
if you like a girl, tell her she's beautiful, not hot
Niall needs to sing more
girls would rather just snuggle
if she has song lyrics as her status, there's a reason
and then, of course, I've learned approximatly 103573584 things about One Direction

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derek_is_cool
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 3:33pm UTC

I got 99 problems,
plus 2, and they're all dalmatians
-Cruella DeVille rapping

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derek_is_cool
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 4:04pm UTC

I just want to scream
LEAVE ME ALONE!
but I know what you're reaction will be

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derek_is_cool
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May 26, 2012 12:18am UTC

Steve just commented on my profile....
fan boy moment!

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derek_is_cool
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May 25, 2012 6:31pm UTC

heyy, I'm derek.....
sooooo anyone wanna witty chat?? I wanna try it out :)

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derek_is_cool
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 8:57pm UTC

So.....I guess the whole double-quote format is now going to be everywhere now?

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derek_is_cool
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May 1, 2012 6:22pm UTC

I don't understand those couples that fight one minute and write "single" as their relationship status.
I mean, come on, I fight with my parents, and I do't put my status as "orphan"

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derek_is_cool
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May 1, 2012 6:05pm UTC

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