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  1. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    I get butterflies when i hear his name,
    But i get knives when i hear hers.

  2. lovehimmorethanwords lovehimmorethanwords
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    What teachers care about:
    1% underaged drinking
    2% underaged smoking
    97% chewing gum in class.

  3. Justanotherguytoyou Justanotherguytoyou
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. sadieshepard77 sadieshepard77
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Were your pants on sale when you bought them? .
    Because at my house theyd be 100% off.
    format by julietechoecho


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  6. Miss_OK16 Miss_OK16
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    when the answer you just erased turns out being correct.grrr.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    I'm looking for love..
    Real love. ridiculous ,
    inconvenient, consuming,
    can't-live-without-eachother
    love ♥

  8. witty_monn witty_monn
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    . . .Hey. You Just Highlighted, Good Idea.
    Okay, I Want You To Fave This,
    And Comment What Object Is On
    Your Left Side.
    When People Look At The Comments,
    It Will Be Gibberish (:
    Go . . .

  9. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    me: *stays home*
    parents: why are you so lazy? get off your butt & do something with your life
    me: *goes out*
    parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people & roaming the streets
    me: *eats*
    parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
    me: *doesn't eat something*
    parents: we're getting really concered are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us?
    me: *exhales*
    parents: DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE.

  10. Abbi521 Abbi521
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    When I Go To Bed
    half the time I'm not really sleeping, Im usually lying there making scenerios
    in my head.

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    If I woke up next to you
    every morning,
    I would be more of a morning person

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    That moment when
    You can actually feel the pain in your chest
    from seeing or hearing
    something that breaks your heart...

  13. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #45
    "The new Disney Channel shows are WAAAAY better than the old ones. "

  14. SocietyIsSlowlyKillingMe SocietyIsSlowlyKillingMe
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Confirm
    You have been online for one year with out logging off. Do you wish to log off and get a life?
    Yes
    Remind me again next year

  15. Trishaaa Trishaaa
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Popular Kid: -Sneezes-
    Everyone else: God bless your little kind soul, you beautiful precious little cutie!
    1111
    Me: -Sneezes-
    Class:
    Teacher:
    Crush:
    Weird kid:
    Tree:
    Birds:
    Voldemort:
    Peeta:
    Sun:
    Leaves:
    Chair:
    Desk:
    Pencil:
    Banana:
    Me:1111 Bless me.

  16. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    An english professeur wrote the words:
    "A WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS NOTHING"
    on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
    All of the males in the class wrote:
    "A WOMAN, WITHOUT HER MAN, IS NOTHING."
    All of the females in the class wrote:
    "A WOMAN: WITHOUT HER, MAN IS NOTHING."
    PUNCTUATION IS POWERFUL!

  17. thingsppldontsay thingsppldontsay
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Things People Don't Say #47
    "Drake and Josh was a terrible show "


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    Me singing: "I bet she's beautiful. That girl he talks about."
    Me singing: "And she's got everything that I have to live without."My brother: "Like AIDS. She can have him."
    I love him. xD

  20. Meany23 Meany23
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Will you go out with me.?
    (a) Yes.
    (b) a
    (c) b

:)

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