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dearalyssa
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November 6, 2011 3:47pm UTC

#thatawkwardmomentwhen
you catch you're cousin
talking about how hot
you are to his friend

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February 17, 2011 10:16pm UTC

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November 15, 2010 9:24pm UTC

What would happen if a male unicorn and a female seahorse got married? Since the female seahorse doesn't carry the babies, would she be expecting the unicorn to carry them...?

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November 10, 2010 2:55pm UTC

-in French with my best friend Meg.
[ je vais, tu vas, il va, elle va, nous allons, vous allez, ils vont, elle vont ]
-snoopcat extrordinaire.

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November 3, 2010 12:13pm UTC

Love Like Woe

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October 27, 2010 3:59pm UTC

So today I was standing by my locker and I heard my friend singing Camp Rock. I walked up behind her and joined in. Suddenly I hear many other voices singing too. I turn around and see the whole hallway singing like a scene actually in Camp Rock. After the song was over 3 teachers came by and started clapping. I t m a d e u s f e e l c o o l . M L I A

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September 22, 2010 1:42pm UTC

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March 18, 2010 7:48pm UTC

I will love you FOREVER AND ALWAYS even at times when your acting CRAZIER than usual (but WHO SAID I didn't love it). I hope you have a rockin' b-day. I promise it won't be an epic fail (if it is, just blame Danielle, not me). Sorry Dani, I still luv ya.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRE! LUV YA GIRL!
This is what I wrote on my friend Bre's birthday card and I was bored so I decided to put it on here. BTW: Me, Bre, and Dani have been best friends ever since pre-k and we have never gotten into a fight. But sadly now we live far away so I don't get to see them very often. :( (Oh, and Bre had a rockin' b-day and Dani did not get blamed :))

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