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1. AnchorChasing
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2011 11:07pm UTC
   N o t k n o w i n g
   How to spell a word, & having to
   re-think another way to say it.
   only all the time?
   
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2. taylorchristinee
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2011 11:25pm UTC
   Sarcasticly saying
   "You're cool."
   
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3. kotababii
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2010 6:40pm UTC
   when worst comes to worst
   my girls come first. ✿
   
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4. yttiwlrig77
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2010 9:43pm UTC
   Feeling guilty when you write one word and it's the only one on the line,
   Thinking the word would be
   lonely
   
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5. prettyroxygid
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2010 12:06pm UTC
   Christmas Night - Open Eyes. *Hears Creak In Floor* Closes Eyes Tight.
   
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6. linmae97
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2010 8:08am UTC
   Like this if you are in Computer Class right now!!!!!!!!!
   
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7. northwestern_lover
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2010 8:11am UTC
   Like this if -
   all you want to do in school classes is :
   SLEEP :)
   
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8. ashleyloveshim
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2010 8:25am UTC
   21 Days until Christmas (:
   Fave if you love christmas
   Comment if you hate it
   
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9. hnm0509
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2010 8:59am UTC
   <3
   My heart isn't your dick,
   So stop playing with it.
   wtw
   
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10. Sozzygirl
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 9:18am UTC
    Some people just have an ability to make everything dirty.
    
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11. tinabuja
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 9:55am UTC
    Dear mom
    I'm 16 now, please
    can i have a bra
    Sincerely, Justin Beiber
    Tina Booyah
    
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12. TaliaMarie
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 10:27am UTC
    jolly, joy, candels, pine, home for the holidays, frosty, reindeer, snow, happiness, waiting, wishing, staying up late, the smell of the tree, red, green, holly, gingerbread, being ith family, pie, presents, cookies, giving, reciving, bows, ribbon, santa clause , mrs.clause, saint nick, frosty the snowman, love, december, chimney, sack, sled, parades, party, bells, candels, celebrate, Noel, merry, traddition, trafic, holiday, greetings, cards, cold, snowflake, spirit, the season, up on the housetop, eating, dominic the donkey, yuletide, eggnog, candy canes, holly, elves, mistletoe, wreath, pointsettias, Jesus' birthday, christmas tree, decorationg , lights, tinsel, pine, cedar, ornameants, icecles, mall crowds, shopping, wrapping paper, ribon, preseants, new toys, anticapating, excited, believing, just having fun, carols, gloves, mittens, workshop, fruitcake, stockings, jingle bells, winter, garland, , joy, candels, pine, home for the holidays, frosty, reindeer, snow, happiness, waiting, wishing, staying up late, the smell of the tree, red, green, holly, gingerbread, being ith family, pie, presents, cookies, giving, reciving, bows, ribbon, santa clause , mrs.clause, saint nick, frosty the snowman, love, december, chimney, sack, sled, parades, party, bells, candels, celebrate, Noel, merry, traddition, trafic, holiday, greetings, cards, cold, snowflake, spirit, the season, up on the housetop, eating, dominic the donkey, yuletide, eggnog, candy canes, holly, elves, mistletoe, wreath, pointsettias, Jesus' birthday, christmas tree, decorationg , lights, tinsel, pine, cedar, ornameants, icecles, mall crowds, shopping, wrapping paper, ribon, preseants, new toys, anticapating, excited, believing, just having fun, carols, gloves, mittens, workshop, fruitcake, stockings, jingle bells, winter, garland, , joy, candels, pine, home for the holidays, frosty, reindeer, snow, happiness, waiting, wishing, staying up late, the smell of the tree, red, green, holly, gingerbread, being ith family, pie, presents, cookies, giving, reciving, bows, ribbon, santa clause , mrs.clause, saint nick, frosty the snowman, love, december, chimney, sack, sled, parades, party, bells, candels, celebrate, Noel, merry, traddition, trafic, holiday, greetings, cards, cold, snowflake, spirit, the season, up on the housetop, eating, dominic the donkey, yuletide, eggnog, candy canes, holly, elves, mistletoe, wreath, pointsettias, Jesus' birthday, christmas tree, decorationg , lights, tinsel, pine, cedar, ornameants, icecles, mall crowds, shopping, wrapping paper, ribon, preseants, new toys, anticapating, excited, believing, just having fun, carols, gloves, mittens, workshop, fruitcake, stockings, jingle bells, winter, garland,jolly, joy, candels, pine, home for the holidays, frosty, reindeer, snow, happiness, waiting, wishing, staying up late, the smell of the tree, red, green, holly, sing alongs
    CHRISTMAS♥
    
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13. JsOcCeRChIcK12
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 3:55pm UTC
    in gym class,
    this kid was holding a bag filled with colored soccer balls and screamed "why are my balls different colors!?" What did my teacher say?
    ---> "you should see a doctor about that."
    
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14. TheGirlNextDoor93
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    November 16, 2010 3:28pm UTC
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15. Kelsehquann
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 3:03pm UTC
    SEXY
    .SUBSTITUTES.
    ♥
    
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16. living_in_lala_land
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    November 16, 2010 3:04pm UTC
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17. miss_dudi2121
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    November 16, 2010 3:07pm UTC
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18. MinaBieber6
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 3:07pm UTC
    Today I went to shave my legs. I looked on the shaving cream bottle which said it expired in 2099. Its nice to know that my shaving cream believes we will make it past 2012.
    MLIA
    
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19. Jgirl2523
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 3:08pm UTC
    Today,
    I found out, the light inside the fridge, actually turns off when you shut the door.
    MLIA
    
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20. xxBestDressFearlessxx
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2010 3:08pm UTC
    Hide yo kiids
    Hide yo wife
    Hide yo huusband
    Cuz they rapin' errybody out herre !
    oh antoine:)
    
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