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dbalser99

1. dbalser99
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2012 12:52pm UTC
   laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
   
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2. dbalser99
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2012 1:57pm UTC
   stay beautiful
   
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3. dbalser99
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2012 1:53pm UTC
   "i'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and plan with a girl's heart."
   -niall horan
   
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4. dbalser99
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2012 1:46pm UTC
   not being able to finish a sentence because you're laughing so hard about the ending
   
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5. dbalser99
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2012 5:29pm UTC
   did you just fall?
   no i attacked the floor.
   backwards?
   i'm pretty freakin' talented!
   
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6. dbalser99
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 2:53pm UTC
   i used to laugh at plankton because he's married to a computer but now i am plankton.
   
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7. dbalser99
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 5:51pm UTC
   just because you're not perfect
   doesn't mean you're not beautiful
   -zayn malik
   
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8. dbalser99
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 4:28pm UTC
   don't you worry your pretty little mind
   people throw rocks at things that shine
   and life makes love look hard
   taylor swift: ours
   
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9. dbalser99
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 4:06pm UTC
   best friend
   you laugh, i laugh
   you cry, i cry
   you fall, i laugh, then i fall because i was laughing so hard
   
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10. dbalser99
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    laying in bed texting....
    dropping your phone on your face
    
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11. dbalser99
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    July 9, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    that moment when you walk into a spider web, and you automatically know karate.
    
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12. dbalser99
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    cause everything starts from something
    but something would be nothing
    nothing if your heart didn't dream with me
    where would i be
    if you didn't believe
    -believe: justin bieber
    
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13. dbalser99
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    boy: how can i tell her, i love you?
    girl: just do it!
    boy: ok let's practice it with you
    girl: ok
    boy: i love you
    girl: i love you too, now go and tell her
    boy: i just did :)
    
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